THE COMPLETE NORWEGIAN SKAM EXPERIENCE (English Translation)

Compiled by nooraiskind (share via tumblr & twitter)


Please let US know if there are any mistakes/broken links/things I’ve missed and I will fix them!



DISCLAIMER: None of the content listed here belongs to me. SKAM belongs to Julie Andem and the NRK, etc. The translations belong to the lovely people of the internet and credit should be attached to each individual post. I just wanted to make viewing it all as comprehensive as possible. Please contact me if any crediting is wrong or missing! That being said, please don’t repost or steal this compilation, it took me forever to make. Feel free to share it via the tumblr post I’ve linked above!



Key: Anything numbered is listed on the official SKAM website; indentations note side character postings; “+” means I couldn’t find an English translation.



How the show works:

• The Official SKAM WebsiteNRK & (how to view outside Norway) ←might not work currently...

• About the Show/How it Works 

• Video: A Beginner’s Guide to SKAM (I’d recommend stopping at 7:48 to avoid vague spoilers)

• Russefeiring (the deal with russ busses) 

• The Norwegian Education System (6 is the best score)

• Official SKAM Spotify Playlist by NRK 




Days of the Week: Mandag - Monday, Tirsdag - Tuesday, Onsdag - Wednesday, Torsdag - Thursday, Fredag - Friday, Lørdag - Saturday, Søndag - Sunday EPISODES END ON FRIDAYS




International Remakes:

• SKAM France

• SKAM Italia (also here) (s2 also here) (s3 via Twitter)

• Druck / SKAM Germany (full version of 1x09)

• SKAM Austin (on Facebook)

• SKAM España / Spain

• SKAM NL / Netherlands

• WTFock / SKAM Belgium (also here)




MAKE SURE TO WATCH EACH EPISODEUNTIL THE CREDITS ROLL!



SEASON ONE: EVA

(Season 1 Trailer)


Pre-season posts

Monday, July 6, 2015

INSTA (Eva)

Monday, August 17, 2015

INSTA (Eva)

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

INSTA (Eva)

INSTA (Sara)

INSTA (Sara)

INSTA (Sara)

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

INSTA (Eva)

Saturday, September 12, 2015

INSTA (Penetrator Chris) *Køben = København (Norwegian) = Copenhagen (English)

INSTA (Penetrator Chris)

INSTA (Penetrator Chris) *Køben

Sunday, September 13, 2015

INSTA (Penetrator Chris) *“Preparation”(?)

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

INSTA (Penetrator Chris) 

INSTA (Penetrator Chris)

INSTA (Riot Club)

INSTA (Riot Club)

INSTA (Riot Club)

INSTA (Riot Club)

INSTA (Riot Club)

INSTA (Riot Club)

INSTA (Riot Club)

INSTA (Riot Club)

- INSTA (Riot Club)

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

INSTA (Eva)

Thursday, September 17, 2015

INSTA (Penetrator Chris)

INSTA (Penetrator Chris) *“As Mowgli grew up with the animals, I grew up with the goblins”

INSTA (Penetrator Chris)

INSTA (Penetrator Chris) *“Thought she took a picture of me in bed, hot tho”

Friday, September 18, 2015

INSTA (Eva)

INSTA (Eva)

INSTA (Eva) *”Two tired types”

INSTA (Isak)

INSTA (Isak)

INSTA (Isak)

INSTA (Isak)

INSTA (Isak)

Saturday, September 19, 2015

        - INSTA (Penetrator Chris) *“Sickest series”

Monday, September 21, 2015

INSTA (Jonas) 

INSTA (Jonas)

INSTA (Jonas)

INSTA (Jonas)

INSTA (Jonas)

INSTA (Jonas)

INSTA (Chris B) *“Spa day with the mum”

INSTA (Chris B) *“I'm like Don Draper, clean shirts and alcohol in the work bin”

INSTA (Chris B) *“New bag”

INSTA (Vilde) *“Delicious morning with the fine @stas_a_vaere_chris”

INSTA (Vilde) *“New jeans”

INSTA (Vilde) *“Up late, homework and delicious chamomile tea”

INSTA (Ingrid)

INSTA (Ingrid) *“Missing summer”

INSTA (Ingrid)

INSTA (Ingrid)


Episode 1x01 - “Du ser ut som en slut” / “You look like a slut”

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

1- CLIP - “Vår skyld” / “Our fault” - 2:32pm

2- INSTA (Eva) - 4:10pm

3- CLIP – “Stoler du ikke på meg” / “You don’t trust me” - 8:32pm

4- TEXT (Jonas) - 11:20pm

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

5- CLIP – “Add meg på face” / “Add me on Facebook” - 11:30am

INSTA (Jonas)

INSTA (Isak)

6- TEXT (Jonas) - 3:15pm

7- INSTA (Eva) - 4:47pm

Thursday, September 24, 2015

8- CLIP - “Loner” - 8:30am

9- INSTA (Eva) - 7:26pm

INSTA (Isak)

Friday, September 25, 2015

10- INSTA (Eva) - 1:32pm

INSTA (Vilde) *"Autumn * Starting the break with a jog in Frogner Park”

11- INSTA (Eva) - 7:09pm

INSTA (Jonas)

INSTA (Isak)

INSTA (Chris B) +

INSTA (Vilde) *“Loving the new lipstick from Mac - revue party soon”

INSTA (Vilde) *“#pepsimaxcrew”

INSTA (Sara) *“I promise we’re not posing”

INSTA (Penetrator Chris)

INSTA (Penetrator Chris) *“#revue party”

12- CLIP - “Slut” - 7:37pm


Episode 1x02 - “Jonas, dette er helt dust” / “Jonas, this is completely stupid”

Saturday, September 26, 2015

INSTA (Chris B) *“Wake up now, me. Thank you for yesterday revue party”

13- TEXT (Jonas) - 10:30am

14- GROUP CHAT - 1:59pm

INSTA (Isak) *“@jonas9000 is so badass”

INSTA (Jonas)

15- INSTA (Eva) - 5:36pm

16- INSTA (Eva) - 5:57pm

        - INSTA (Riot Club)

        - INSTA (Riot Club)

Sunday, September 27, 2015

17- CLIP - “Stuck” - 3:18pm

Monday, September 28, 2015

18- INSTA (Eva) - 3:53pm

19- INSTA (Eva) - 6:43pm

20- INSTA (Eva) - 9:23pm

INSTA (Vilde)

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

21- CLIP - “I feel lonely”- 9:04am

22- TEXT (Eva’s Mom) - 10:56am

23- INSTA (Eva) - 1:17pm

24- INSTA (Eva) - 5:24pm

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

25- CLIP - “Du vet noe” / “You know something” - 8:32pm

INSTA (Isak) *“When Jonas misses PS #atthecabin #barely3G #autumnbreak”

INSTA (Isak) *“When Eva just wants to sleep #atthecabin #autumnbreak

  #girlsjustwanttosleep”

INSTA (Isak) *“When I’m on autumn break, I look like this #thirdwheel #atthecabin with

Jonas and Eva”

Thursday, October 1, 2015

26- CLIP - “Hva faen var det?” / “What the fuck was that?” - 5:32pm

INSTA (Jonas)

INSTA (Isak) *“Looking at insta, I see that many have shared pictures of the sky tonight. It is very nice and we see this from the cabin too, but not everyone brought the UFO #illuminati”

Friday, October 2, 2015

27- CLIP - “Det er fest” / “It’s a party” - 7:04pm

Episode 1x03 - “Vi er de største loserne på skolen” / “We are the biggest losers in school”

Saturday, October 3, 2015

28- CLIP - “Du naila det” / “You nailed it” - 5:11pm

29- INSTA (Eva) - 6:06pm

30- INSTA (Eva) - 8:26pm

31- GROUP CHAT (Jonas, Isak) - 10:11pm

INSTA (Jonas)

Monday, October 5, 2015

32- CLIP - “Sterk kroppslukt” / “Strong body odor” - 10:29am

33- CHAT (Jonas) - 6:58pm

INSTA (Jonas)

INSTA (Penetrator Chris)

INSTA (Penetrator Chris)

INSTA (Penetrator Chris)

34- INSTA (Eva) - 9:07pm

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

35- CLIP - “Satsebuss” / “Bet bus” - 11:50am

36- TEXT (Jonas) - 12:20pm

37- CHAT (Vilde) - 7:32pm

38- INSTA (Eva) - 9:17pm

INSTA (Isak) 

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

39- TEXT (Jonas) - 10:10am

40- INSTA (Eva) - 11:51am

41- INSTA (Eva) - 7:46pm

Thursday, October 8, 2015

42- CLIP - “Hvem hoster” / “Who’s hosting” - 2:05pm

43- CHAT (Sana) - 10:38pm

INSTA (Isak) 

Friday, October 9, 2015

44- INSTA (Eva) - 12:17pm

45- CLIP - “Kred” / “Cred” - 6:50pm

INSTA (Jonas)


Episode 1x04 - “Go for din lille slut” / “Go for it you little slut”

Saturday, October 10, 2015

46- CLIP - “Dumpe deg” / “Dump you” - 10:11am

47- TEXT (Jonas) - 10:29am

48- GROUP CHAT (Vilde, Noora, Chris) - 2:32pm

Sunday, October 11, 2015

49- INSTA (Eva) - 4:42pm

50- INSTA (Eva) - 6:35pm

INSTA (Jonas) 

INSTA (Isak) *“Jonas thinking about whether he wants a burger”

INSTA (Isak) *“The boy is never satisfied, now he’s stealing food from his lady”

INSTA (Isak) 

INSTA (Isak) 

51- INSTA (Eva) - 8:21pm

Monday, October 12, 2015

INSTA (Isak) *“Just a little more rage than @jonas9000”

52- CLIP - “William” - 3:04pm

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

53- CLIP - “Kåt” / “Horny” - 3:41pm

54- INSTA (Eva) - 7:50pm

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

55- INSTA CHAT (Penetrator Chris) - 4:15pm

56- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 8:10pm

INSTA (Isak)

INSTA (Eva) +

Thursday, October 15, 2015

57- CLIP - “Pilsmannen” / “The beer man” - 12:10pm

58- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 6:30pm

INSTA (Jonas)

59- INSTA (Eva) - 8:53pm

Friday, October 16, 2015

60- INSTA (Eva) - 12:23pm

INSTA (Chris B) *“Me and JB are going to enjoy ourselves tonight”

INSTA (Vilde) *“Ready to party”

61- CLIP - “Penetrators” - 6:41pm

62- TEXT (Jonas) - 8:31pm


Episode 1x05 - “Hva er det som gjør deg kåt?” / “What is it that makes you horny?”

Saturday, October 17, 2015

63- TEXT (Jonas) - 10:21am

64- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 12:30pm

65- TEXT (Jonas) - 2:59pm

66- CLIP - “Drama” - 4:11pm

Sunday, October 18, 2015

67- INSTA CHAT (Penetrator Chris) - 6:38pm

Monday, October 19, 2015

68- INSTA (Eva) - 11:32am  

69- CLIP - “Flink I senga” / “Good in bed” - 3:11pm

70- GROUP CHAT (Noora, Vilde) - 8:13pm

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

INSTA (Isak)

71- INSTA (Eva) - 4:35pm

72- INSTA CHAT (Penetrator Chris) - 7:06pm

73- TEXT (Jonas) - 7:59pm

INSTA (Jonas)

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

74- CLIP - “Fått meg kjæreste” / “I have a boyfriend” - 12:35am

75- TEXT (Jonas) - 12:45am

INSTA (Isak) 

76- CLIP - “Pult” / “Fucked” - 1:15pm

77- TEXT (Jonas) - 2:11pm

78- INSTA (Eva) - 6:05pm                                     

79- INSTA (Eva) - 7:22pm

Thursday, October 22, 2015

80- INSTA (Eva) - 9:15am

81- INSTA (Eva) - 12:11pm

INSTA (Jonas)

82- GROUP CHAT (Vilde, Noora, Chris B) - 7:49pm

INSTA (Isak)

Friday, October 23, 2015

INSTA (Chris B)

83- GROUP CHAT (Vilde, Noora, Chris B) - 4:04pm

INSTA (Vilde)

84- CLIP - “Føkk up” / “Fuck up” - 7:47pm


Episode 1x06 - “Man vet når gutter lyver” / “You know when boys are lying”

Sunday, October 25, 2015

85- CHAT (Isak) - 10:02am

86- CLIP - “Alternativ tre” / “Alternative three” - 2:42pm

87- INSTA CHAT (Penetrator Chris) - 9:11pm

Monday, October 26, 2015

88- CLIP - “Fuck you” - 2:15pm

89- INSTA (Eva) - 3:00pm

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

90- CLIP - “Lyver ikke” / “Not lying” - 3:30pm

91- INSTA (Eva) - 9:02pm

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

92- INSTA (Eva) - 1:55pm

93- CHAT (Jonas) - 7:32pm

INSTA (Jonas)

Thursday, October 29, 2015

94- CLIP - “Einstein” - 2:30pm

Friday, October 30, 2015

        - INSTA (Chris B)

95- INSTA (Eva) - 5:29pm

INSTA (Chris B)

INSTA (Chris B)

96- CLIP - “Halloween” - 8:30pm

INSTA (Penetrator Chris)

97- CLIP - “Oss to” / “The two of us” - 9:42pm

*- CLIP - “09.11.15” - 11:00pm - *The show went on 10-day hiatus and this was a teaser trailer clip that I don’t have a link for. UPDATE! I have a link but no English subtitles +


Episode 1x07 - “Tenker alltid det er meg det noe galt med” / “I always think it’s me that there’s something wrong with”

Monday, November 9, 2015

98- CLIP - “Hvem hooka du med?” / “Who did you hook up with?” - 11:32am

99- TEXT (Jonas) - 1:33pm

100- INSTA (Eva) - 2:30pm

101- CLIP - “Jævlig menneske” / “Horrible person”* - 2:40pm - *Not the best translation of jævlig

102- INSTA (Eva) - 3:18pm

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

103- CLIP - “Levende trofé” / “Living trophy” - 2:40pm

104- GROUP CHAT (Noora, Vilde) - 3:35pm

105- CHAT (Jonas) - 5:32pm

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

106- INSTA (Eva) - 12:39am

107- CLIP - “Marijuana” - 7:40pm

108- INSTA CHAT (Penetrator Chris) - 10:58pm

Thursday, November 12, 2015

109- CLIP - “Mindreverdighetskomplekser” / “Inferiority complex” - 1:20pm

110- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 8:24pm

INSTA (Eva) *“We went for some botox, Sana went for a Karpe Diem [band] look”

INSTA (Isak) 

Friday, November 13, 2015

INSTA (Isak) 

111- INSTA (Eva) - 11:17am

112- CLIP - “Jævla hore” / “Fucking whore” - 2:02pm


Episode 1x08 - “Hele skolen hater meg” / “The whole school hates me”

Saturday, November 14, 2015

114- CLIP - “Føkke opp alt som er fint” / “Fuck up all that is good” - 11:32am

INSTA (Isak) 

Sunday, November 15, 2015

115- CHAT (Noora) - 3:51pm

Monday, November 16, 2015

116- INSTA (Eva) - 12:50am

117- TEXT (Noora) - 8:59am

118- CLIP - “Pisse på hele livet” / “Piss on your entire life” - 11:58am

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

119- CLIP - “Noen fitter i 2.” / “Some cunts in 2nd grade” - 4:29pm

120- INSTA (Eva) - 10:34pm

INSTA (Isak) 

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

121- CLIP - “Drittsekk” / “Asshole” - 2:28pm

122- CHAT (Noora) - 8:13pm

Thursday, November 19, 2015

123- CLIP - “Svartlistet” / “Blacklisted” - 3:01pm

Friday, November 20, 2015

124- INSTA (Eva) - 12:43pm

125- CLIP - “Jeg elsker deg” / “I love you” - 2:43pm


Episode 1x09 - “Man er det man gjør” / “You are what you do”

Saturday November 21, 2015

126- CHAT (Isak) - 12:55pm

127- INSTA (Eva) - 11:45pm

Sunday, November 22, 2015

128- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 5:58pm

 Monday, November 23, 2015

129- CLIP - “Hvordan person?” / “Who?” - 7:28am

130- INSTA CHAT (Penetrator Chris) - 6:07pm

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

131- INSTA (Eva) - 1:26pm

132- CLIP - “Chill” - 6:32pm

133- CHAT (Isak) - 10:48pm

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

134- CLIP - “Klamydiaepidemi” / “Chlamydia epidemic” - 1:30pm

135- INSTA (Eva) - 7:39pm

Thursday, November 26, 2015

136- CLIP - “Slem” / “Mean” - 1:00pm

137- CHAT (Isak) - 4:31pm

Friday, November 27, 2015

138- CLIP - “Ikke noe mer dritt” / “No more (bull)shit” - 1:50pm


Episode 1x10 - “Jeg tenker at du har blitt helt psyko” / “I think you’ve been completely psycho”

Saturday, November 28, 2015

139- CLIP - “Sammenbrudd” / “Breakdown” - 11:04am

Sunday, November 29, 2015

140- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 3:55pm

141- INSTA (Eva) - 7:09pm

Monday, November 30, 2015

142- CLIP - “Pepsimax gjengen” / “ThePepsimax crew” - 12:05pm

143- GROUP CHAT (Sana, Noora, Chris B) - 8:21pm

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

144- CLIP - “Awkward” - 10:11am

145- INSTA CHAT (Penetrator Chris) - 6:06pm

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

146- CLIP - “Deilige førsteklassegutter” / “Hot firstyear boys” - 12:09pm

147- TEXT (Iben) - 7:19pm

Thursday, December 3, 2015

148- INSTA (Eva) - 1:01pm

149- GROUP CHAT (Sana, Noora, Chris) - 4:31pm

Friday, December 4, 2015

150- INSTA (Eva) - 1:57pm

151- CLIP - “Deilig er jorden”* - 7:52pm - *Norwegian name for the hymn “Fairest lord Jesus


Episode 1x11 - “Et jævlig dumt valg” / “A bloody stupid choice”

Saturday, December 5, 2015

152- CLIP - “Dagen derpå” / “The day after” - 10:21am

153- TEXT (Iben) - 3:38pm

Sunday, December 6, 2015

154- CHAT (Isak) - 9:02am

155- CHAT (Jonas) - 3:52pm

Monday, December 7, 2015

156- CLIP - “Slutt å lek så jævla interessant” / “Stop playing so fucking hard-to-get” - 1:39pm

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

157- CLIP - “Gravid” / “Pregnant” - 10:30am

158- INSTA (Eva) - 7:53pm

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

159- INSTA (Eva) - 2:30pm

160- CHAT (Isak) - 7:29pm

Thursday, December 10, 2015

161- CLIP - “Jævlig ærlig” / “Honest af” - 2:23pm

162- TEXT (Jonas) - 10:59pm

INSTA (Isak) 

Friday, December 11, 2015

163- CLIP - “O come all ye faithful” - 2:32pm


SEASON 2: NOORA

(Season 2 Trailer)


Sunday, January 10, 2016 (William’s Birthday)

INSTA (Eva) *Headline says: “Tasteless performance with tasty menu” Caption: Something like “Rolled a six [dice] see the year’s best performance peeps”

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

INSTA (Chris B) +

Monday, February 1, 2016

INSTA (Vilde)

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

INSTA (Isak) *Happy(Delightful) Groundhog’s Day

INSTA (Chris B) *“Sana West and CNorth West - thanks to the nerds in 2STB [2nd yr, General Studies track, class B] for making”

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

INSTA (Chris B)

Monday, February 22, 2016

*- CLIP - “29.02.16” - 3:00pm - *Promo of season 2 clips plus the season’s airdate.  No link available.

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

INSTA (Noora) (first post)

        - INSTA (Riot Club)

Thursday, February 25, 2016

        - INSTA (Riot Club) *“Out tomorrow morning, baes”

INSTA (Penetrator Chris)

INSTA (Jonas)

INSTA (Riot Club) *“12am -- Friday”

Friday, February 26, 2016

        - INSTA (Riot Club) *“[Something]name has been released, link in bio”

INSTA (Penetrator Chris)

INSTA (Penetrator Chris)

INSTA (Riot Club)

Saturday, February 27, 2016

INSTA (Jonas)

Sunday, February 28, 2016

INSTA (Vilde)

INSTA (Jonas) *“Should just go home from the city, so I met @shecks So stoked!” (?)

-INSTA (William) (first post)

-INSTA (William) 


Episode 2x01 - “Om du bare hadde holdt det lovet” / “If only you’d kept your promise”

Monday, February 29, 2016

1- CLIP - “De sexistiske jævlene” / “Those sexist motherfuckers” - 10:28am

2- INSTA (Noora) - 2:45pm

INSTA (Eva)

3- CLIP - “Guy on guy” - 4:45pm

4- TEXT (Eskild) - 5:00pm

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

5- CLIP - “You lose” - 11:35am

INSTA (Isak) *“she is lucky tho <3”

INSTA (Penetrator Chris)

6- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 5:53pm

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

7- INSTA (Noora) - 4:40pm

8- INSTA (Noora) - 4:42pm

9- INSTA (Noora) - 4:46pm

10- INSTA (Noora) - 4:48pm

11- INSTA (Noora) - 4:54pm

Thursday, March 3, 2016

12- CLIP - “Eskild” - 5:21pm

13- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 7:16pm

Friday, March 4, 2016

14- INSTA (Noora) - 2:36pm

INSTA (Vilde)

INSTA (Eva)

15- CLIP - “Strong and independent” - 7:48pm


Episode 2x02 - “Du lyver til en venninne og skylder på meg” / “You’re lying to a friend and you blame me”

Saturday, March 5, 2016

16- INSTA (Noora) - 11:21am

17- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 12:50pm

Sunday,March 6, 2016

18- INSTA (Noora) - 6:54pm

INSTA (Isak) *Something like “First draw/move in Settlers [of Catan] #chosen”

Monday, March 7, 2016

19- CLIP - “Tinder” - 9:15am

20- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 6:15pm

21- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 8:35pm

Tuesday, March 8, 2016 (International Women’s Day)

22- INSTA (Noora) - 9:42am

23- CLIP “Seksuelle objekter” / “Sexual objects” - 11:50am

INSTA (Eva)

24- TEXT (Eva) - 1:31pm

25- INSTA (Noora) - 6:40pm

26- TEXT (Eskild) - 6:49pm

INSTA (William) *“Happy Women’s Day, women.”...

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

27- INSTA (Noora) - 4:50pm

28- CHAT (Eskild) - 7:32pm

Thursday, March 10, 2016

29- CLIP - “Keen på sex” / “Want to have sex” - 12:05pm

30- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 2:51pm

Friday, March 11, 2016

31- CLIP - “For Vilde” - 6:58pm


Episode 2x03 - “Er det noe du skjuler for oss?” / “Is there something you’re hiding from us?”

Saturday, March 12, 2016

32- CLIP - “Fortsatt drita” / “Still wasted” - 11:05am

33- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 12:10pm

INSTA (Chris B) *“When it’s the last class period on friday and you just [image]”

34- INSTA (Noora) - 5:24pm

Monday, March 14, 2016

35- CLIP - “Yakuza” - 11:45am

36- CHAT (Eskild) - 5:02pm

37- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 8:19pm

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

38- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 2:38pm

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

39- CLIP - “Modelltynn” / “Model-thin” - 12:15pm

40- TEXT (Eva) - 7:38pm

Thursday, March 17, 2016

41- INSTA (Noora) - 10:33am

42- CHAT (Eskild) - 2:30pm

Friday, March 18, 2016

43- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 5:05pm

INSTA (Chris B) *“really good s (s stands for mood)” (?)

44- CLIP - “Natta Noora” / “G’night Noora” - 9:22pm


Episode 2x04 (x) - “Jeg visste det var noe rart med henne” / “I knew there was something strange about her”

Sunday, March 20, 2016

45- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 1:42pm

Monday, March 21, 2016 (Penetrator Chris’s Birthday)

46- INSTA (Noora) - 9:07am

INSTA (Vilde)

47- CLIP - “Utenfor fring 3” / “Outside ring 3” - 4:30pm

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

48- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 5:58pm

49- INSTA (Noora) - 8:55pm

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

50- CLIP - “Noe rart men henne” / “Something strange about her” - 8:30pm

Thursday, March 24, 2016

51- CLIP - “Hva skjer” / “What’s happening” - 10:40am

52- CLIP - “Ingen svar” / “No reply” - 3:02pm

53- CLIP - “Freake ut” / “Freak out” - 7:40pm

Friday, March 25, 2016

INSTA (Eva)

INSTA (Chris B) *“Easter games 2016”

54- INSTA (Noora) - 4:56pm


Episode 2x05 - “Jeg er i hvert fall ikke sjalu” / “I’m certainly not jealous”

Saturday, March 26, 2016

55- INSTA (Noora) - 11:29pm

56- CLIP - “Welcome back” - 2:35pm

Sunday, March 27, 2016

        - INSTA (Riot Club) *“Easter finished, we've had a laugh for fun(?). Our Russe crew must be

saved after taking off Trysil and the boys owe 300k. Help The Penetrators Auction and party

on Friday - check out FB”

INSTA (William) *“Friday”

INSTA (Penetrator Chris)

Monday, March 28, 2016

57- CLIP - “Obsessed” - 3:10pm

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

58- INSTA (Noora) - 4:03pm

59- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 7:33pm

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

60- CLIP - “Fy faen så deilig” / “So fucking hot” - 10:15am

Thursday, March 31, 2016

61- CLIP - “Hvilken verden lever du i?” / “What world do you live in?” - 11:33am

INSTA (Penetrator Chris)

62- CHAT (Eva) - 7:25pm

INSTA (Penetrator Chris)*“Check out the event on FB for the auction tomorrow. Link inbio”+

Friday, April 1, 2016

63- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 1:03pm

        - INSTA (Riot Club) *“Win Penetrator sweaters at the FB event - Link in bio”

INSTA (Penetrator Chris) *“Ready for tonight?”

INSTA (William) *“Help us”

64- CLIP - “Help The Penetrators -- and Syria” - 8:14pm

*- CLIP - “18.04.16”* - 9:00pm *Part 2 of S2 promo clip, announcing a 2 week hiatus. Basically a kissing montage from the second half of the season. No link.


Wednesday, April 6, 2016 (Noora’s Birthday)

INSTA (William) *”Someone deserves flowers today so”

Saturday, April 16, 2016

INSTA (Chris B)

INSTA (Eva)

INSTA (Jonas) *“Someone out there looks worse than me”


Episode 2x06 - “Jeg vil ikke bli beskytta” / “I don’t want to be protected”

Monday, April 18, 2016

65- CLIP - “GIfte oss” / “Get married” - 8:34pm

66- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad)- 10:59am

INSTA (Jonas)

67- CLIP -  “Bra moral” / “Good morals” - 1:21pm

INSTA (Chris B) *“#highlight2016”(?)

INSTA (Sana) *“losers”

68- TEXT (William) - 10:31pm

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

69- CLIP - “Så snakk da!” / “So talk!” - 12:25pm

70- INSTA (Noora) - 2:24pm

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

71- INSTA (Noora) - 12:53pm

Thursday, April 21, 2016

        - INSTA (Riot Club) *Something along the lines of “Tonight we say goodbye to The Penetrator and wake up like ..... ”

72- CLIP - “Samma ulla” / “The same kind” - 11:41am

        - INSTA (Eva) +

73- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 2:28pm

Friday, April 22, 2016 (Russetiden 2016 begins)

74- CLIP - “Aldri elsket meg” / “Never loved me” - 3:05pm

        - INSTA (Riot Club)

        - INSTA (William)


Episode 2x07 - “Noora, du trenger pikk” / “Noora, you need dick”

Saturday, April 23, 2016

75- TEXT (William) - 9:16am

        - INSTA (Riot Club) *“Thanks for yesterday everyone”

76- CLIP - “Isakyaki” - 12:34

        - INSTA (Penetrator Chris) *“Shout out to @normandy_2016 sick show boys. Congrats on

the drop” (?)

Sunday, April 24, 2016

        - INSTA (Eva) *“The four stages of anxiety”

77- CHAT (Eva) - 3:09pm

Monday, April 25, 2016

78- CLIP - “Ikke vær deilig” / “Don’t be delicious” - 11:11am

79- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 7:18pm

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

80- TEXT (William) - 1:07pm

81- INSTA (Noora) - 12:20pm

        - INSTA (WILLIAM)

        - INSTA (Vilde)

82- CLIP - “Pikk” / “Dick” - 5:15pm

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

83- CLIP - “Call me” - 12:30pm

        - INSTA (Penetrator Chris) +

84- GROUP CHAT (Eva, Eskild) - 7:50pm

Thursday, April 28, 2016

85- INSTA (Noora) - 4:29pm

Friday, April 29, 2016 *“Rolling on the train”

        - INSTA (Sana)

86- INSTA (Noora) - 7:49pm

        - INSTA (Eva) *“Right after I took this picture I dropped my phone on my face” (?)

        - INSTA (Riot Club) + *Basically youtube took down their Penetrator song video

87- CLIP - “Riot” - 8:41pm

INSTA (Sana) *“Counting down to Russetiden 2018”


Episode 2x08 - “Du bare tenker på William” / “You’re only thinking about William”

Saturday, April 30, 2016

88- CLIP - “Krig” / “War” - 12:34pm

Monday, May 2, 2016

89- CLIP - “Slut slut slut” - 11:30am

        - INSTA (Sana)

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

        - INSTA (Sana)

        - INSTA (Riot Club) *“The Russ Bus rolls forever”

90- GROUP CHAT - 5:59pm

        - INSTA (Chris B) +

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

        - INSTA (Eva) *“Size is relative”

91- CLIP - “Bare tenker på William” / “Only thinking about William” - 3:34pm

92- TEXT (Eskild) - 8:22pm

Thursday, May 5, 2016

        - INSTA (Vilde) *“Only exercising in fine sunlight” (?)

93- CLIP - “Vilde” - 12:34pm

94- INSTA (Noora) - 6:35pm

Friday, May 6, 2016

95- TEXT (Sana) - 3:43pm

96- CLIP - “Har dere venta på meg?” / “Have you been waiting for me?” - 7:45pm

        - INSTA (Riot Club)


Episode 2x09 - “Jeg savner deg så jævlig” / “I miss you so damn much”

Saturday, May 7, 2016

97- CLIP - “Ferdig” / “Finished” - 9:04am

Sunday, May 8, 2016

98- CLIP - “Alene” / “Alone” - 3:36pm

Monday, May 9, 2016

99- CLIP - “Sharmuta” - 8:29am

100- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 3:59pm

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

101- CLIP - “Snylte på folk” / “Mooch off people” - 4:35pm

102- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 7:20pm

        - INSTA (Eva) +

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

103- TEXT (Eskild) - 10:31pm

Thursday, May 12, 2016

104- CLIP - “Allah9753” - 12:05pm

        - INSTA (Riot Club)

Friday, May 13, 2016

105- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 9:07am

106- CLIP - “Føkke det opp mellom oss to” / “Fuck things up between us” - 2:37pm


Episode 2x10 - “Jeg skal forklare alt” / “I’ll explain everything”

Saturday, May 14, 2016

107- CLIP - “Er det William?” / “Is it William?” - 10:48am

Sunday, May 15, 2016

108- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 12:01pm

Monday, May 16, 2016

109- CLIP - “Angst” / “Anxiety” - 5:50pm

        - INSTA (Chris B) *“When the cake has melted before you arrive. Happy Constitution Day”

Tuesday, May 17, 2016 - NORWEGIAN CONSTITUTION DAY (17 Mai) 

        - INSTA (Eva) *“Happy Constitution Day - brunch with the best!”

110- CLIP - “17.mai” / “May 17th” - 8:30am

111- TEXT (William) - 3:47pm

112- INSTA (Noora) - 8:56pm

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

113- TEXT (William) - 12:57pm

114- TEXT (William) - 3:01pm

115- TEXT (William) - 6:38pm

116- TEXT (William) - 11:58pm

Thursday, May 19, 2016

117- CLIP - “Trussel” / “Threat” - 7:19pm

118- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 7:52pm

Friday, May 20, 2016

119- CLIP - “Det verste som kunne skje” / “The worst that could happen” - 2:15pm

120- TEXT (William) - 3:46pm


Episode 2x11 - “Husker du seriøst ingenting?” / “You seriously don’t remember anything?”

Sunday, May 22, 2016

121- CLIP - “London” - 1:13pm

Monday, May 23, 2016

122- TEXT (Mari) - 2:34pm

123- CLIP - “Noia” - 3:13pm

124- TEXT (William) - 8:31pm

125- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 8:59pm

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

126- TEXT (William) - 2:24pm

127- TEXT (William) - 3:31pm

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

128- CLIP - “Williammåsvare” / “Willammustanswer” - 2:13pm

129- GROUP CHAT (Gilr Squad) - 7:17pm

Thursday, May 26, 2016

130- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 1:10pm

131- TEXT (William) - 1:59pm

132- TEXT (William) - 3:04pm

133- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 5:45pm

Friday, May 27, 2016

        - INSTA (Chris B) *“Seriously Sana, should I masturbate ??”

134- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 3:59pm

135- CLIP - “Fredag klokken 17” / “Friday at 5 o’clock” - 4:55pm

136- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 5:49pm


Episode 2x12 - “Vil du flytte sammen med meg?” / “Will you move in with me?”

UPDATE: Part 1 Part 2 *I’ve linked the clips just in case the full episode goes down

Saturday, May 28, 2016

137- CLIP - “Bare ligge her” / “Just lie here” - 11:23am*Turn off AdBlock if it’s not working

Sunday, May 29, 2016

138- CLIP - “Ta tilbake leiligheten” / “Take back the apartment” - 4:52pm

Monday, May 30, 2016

139- CLIP - “Politiet” / “The police” - 11:25am

140- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 6:30pm

Tuesday, May 31, 2016

141- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad, Jonas, Isak, Penetrator Chris) - 2:32pm

142- CLIP - “Naboklager” / “Complaints from the neighbors” - 4:15pm

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

143- TEXT (William) - 11:04am

144- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 5:10pm

Thursday, June 2, 2016 (Eva’s Birthday)

        - INSTA (Vilde) *“Happy Birthday beautiful cool Eva * friends for life always”

        - INSTA (Chris B) *“Double happy birthday to Eva”

        - INSTA (Eva) *“When you turn 17 and are single - alcohol-free champagne and a balloon

dick”

145- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 5:15pm

146- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 6:55pm

147- CLIP - “Et dukkehjem” / “A Doll’s House*” - 8:15pm *Read it here

Friday, June 3, 2016

148- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 5:05pm

149- CLIP - “Forever young” - 6:44pm

        - INSTA (Penetrator Chris) *Eva comments: “hahaha”

        - INSTA (Eva) *“There’s a wasp somewhere #finallysummer #RIP1stYear”

INSTA (Noora)

        - INSTA (William) *“Good plan @loglady99”

SEASON 3: ISAK

(Season 3 Trailer)


Saturday, October 1, 2016

        - INSTA (Chris B) *she’s tagged a Nissen hookup account

Episode 3x01 - “Lykke til Isak” / “Good luck Isak”

Sunday, October 2, 2016

1- CLIP - “Lykke til Isak” / “Good luck Isak” - 1:05am

2- INSTA (Isak) - 2:01am + *basically just screaming

3- CLIP - “Morrabrød” / “Morning wood” - 11:20am

4- CHAT (Eva) - 1:15pm

5- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 3:30pm

Monday, October 3, 2016

6- CLIP - “Går ned på chicks” / “Going down on chicks” - 11:40am

7- INSTA (Isak) - 2:26pm

        - INSTA (Eva)

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

8- INSTA (Isak) - 4:05pm

9- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 6:29pm

10- CHAT (Eva) - 10:03pm

Wednesday, October 5, 2016

11- CLIP - “Biologi” / “Biology” - 12:25pm

12- CHAT (Vilde) - 3:05pm

Thursday, October 6, 2016

13- GROUP CHAT (Vilde) - 12:02pm

14- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 4:31pm

Friday, October 7, 2016

        - INSTA (Noora) 

        - INSTA (Kosegruppa) +!

15- INSTA (Isak) - 2:14pm

16- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 4:53pm

        - INSTA (Vilde) *“Finally, the revue season is in progress and @kosegruppa2017 is in the

lead. These are the year's chief executives 🍭 Follow our insta, please share and spread

kos💛”

17- CLIP - “Kosegruppa” / “Kose* Group”  - 7:15pm

        - INSTA (Kosegruppa)

*Kose: No direct English translation. Describes the feeling of warmth and love one gets from spending time with friends.


Episode 3x02 - “Du er over 18 sant?” / “You’re over 18 right?”

Saturday, October 8, 2016

18- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 4:20pm

19- INSTA (Isak) - 7:58pm

20- INSTA (Isak) - 10:11pm

        - INSTA (Jonas)

        - INSTA (Chris B) *“Cool with the boyfriend”

Sunday, October 9, 2016

21- CLIP - “Grindr” -11:11am

Monday, October 10, 2016

22- CLIP - “Even” - 8:10am + the video of Mikael and Even

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

23- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 2:12pm

24- CHAT (Emma) - 10:49pm

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

25- CLIP - “Ikke vær frekk” / “Don’t be rude” - 11:16am

        - INSTA (Jonas)

26- INSTA (Isak) - 2:22pm

Thursday, October 13, 2016

        - INSTA (Eva)

27- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 5:28pm

        - INSTA (Jonas)

28- CHAT (Emma) - 10:15

Friday, October 14, 2016

29- CLIP - “Romeo & Juliet” - 1:01am

30- CLIP - “Mekke øl” / “Strong beer” - 4:40pm


Episode 3x03 - “Nå bånder dere i overkant mye” / “I’m starting to think you guys are bonding too much”

Saturday, October 15, 2016

31- CLIP - “Stress” - 1:30pm

Sunday, October 16, 2016

        - INSTA (Magnus)

32- INSTA (Isak) - 8:32pm

Monday, October 17, 2016

33- CLIP - “Gay” - 3:03am

34- CLIP - “Dust” / “Jerk” - 11:53am

        - INSTA (Noora)

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

35- CHAT (Vilde) - 2:04pm

36- INSTA (Isak) - 9:33pm

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

37- CLIP - “Ultrahomse” / “Ultra gay” - 1:43pm

38- INSTA (Isak) - 3:26pm

Thursday, October 20, 2016

39- CHAT (Emma) - 8:16pm

Friday, October 21, 2016

40- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 4:04pm

41- CLIP - “Bånder” / “Bonding” - 7:20pm

        - INSTA (Jonas) +

        - INSTA (Kosegruppa)

        - INSTA (Eva) *“Just best friends”

        - INSTA (Magnus)


Episode 3x04 - “Keen på å både” / “Keen for a swim”

Saturday, October 22, 2016

42- CHAT (Emma) - 12:06am

43- CHAT (Emma) - 9:56am

44- CLIP - “Sjalu” / “Jealous” - 11:47am

45- TEXT (Isak’s Dad) - 2:28pm

Sunday, October 23, 2016

46- TEXT (Evan) - 7:29pm

Monday, October 24, 2016

47- CLIP - “Prøvde å ringe deg” / “Tried to call you” - 10:42am

48- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 4:34pm

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

49- INSTA (Isak) - 12:27pm

INSTA (Jonas)

50- TEXT (Even) - 4:59pm

51- CHAT (Sana) - 7:50pm

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

52- CLIP - “Evolusjonsteorien” / “The theory of evolution” - 1:31pm

53- GROUP CHAT (Jonas, Mahdi) - 8:19pm

Thursday, October 27, 2016

54- TEXT (Even) - 7:41pm

55- CHAT (Emma) - 9:52pm

Friday, October 28, 2016

56- CLIP - “21:21” - 9:21pm

57- CHAT (Emma) - 10:14


Episode 3x05 - “Samme tid et helt annet sted” / “Same time, a completely different place”

Saturday, October 29, 2016

58- CLIP - “Hjernen er alene” / “The brain is alone” - 3:15pm

        - INSTA (Jonas) *“Birthday boy getting it on”

        - INSTA (Jonas) *gmd= gratulerer med dagen = happy birthday in this case. The phrase is

used on a lot of occasions, including 17 Mai (Constitution Day). Literally means

“Congratulations on the day.”

Sunday, October 30, 2016 (Magnus’s Birthday)

59- CLIP - “Samme tid et helt annet sted” / “Same time in a completely different place” - 9:32am

60- TEXT (Even) - 5:32pm

61- TEXT (Even) - 9:21pm

Monday, October 31, 2016

62- CLIP - “Familieselskap” / “Family meeting” - 11:52am

63- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 9:35pm

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

64- TEXT (Even) - 8:19pm

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

65- CLIP - “Pause” - 10:34am

66- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 6:45pm

67- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 9:28pm

Thursday, November 3, 2016

68- INSTA (Isak) - 2:50pm

69- CLIP - “Pride” - 5:15pm

Friday, November 4, 2016

70- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 5:15pm

71- CLIP - “Bros” - 9:32pm

Saturday, November 5, 2016

*- CLIP - “14.11.16” - 3:00am *Clip announcing midseason hiatus.


Episode 3x06 - “Escobar season”

Monday, November 14, 2016

72- CLIP - “Returned” - 9:58am

73- CHAT (Eskild) - 7:15pm

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

74- CLIP - “Ingen lever lykkelig alle sine dager” / “No one lives happily ever after” - 2:03am

        - INSTA (Jonas)

75- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 4:32pm

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

76- CLIP - “Kan du varme et til meg også?” / “Can you warm one up for me as well?” - 10:05am

Thursday, November 17, 2016

77- CLIP - “Kvart et menneske er en øy” / “Every human is an island” - 2:08pm

78- CHAT (Jonas) - 8:09pm

Friday, November 18, 2016

79- TEXT (Isak’s Mom) - 1:53am

80- CLIP - “Vært litt spess i det siste” / “I’ve been a little weird lately” - 1:59pm


Episode 3x07 - “Er du homo?” / “Are you gay?”

Saturday, November 19, 2016

81- TEXT (Even) - 3:31pm

Sunday, November 20, 2016

82- CLIP - “Guru” - 4:34pm

Monday, November 21, 2016

83- CHAT (Eskild) - 5:01pm

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

84- CLIP - “Frekt spørsmål” / “Naughty questions” - 1:25pm

85- CHAT (Jonas) - 7:13pm

        - INSTA (Jonas)

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

86- CLIP - “Homofob” / “Homophobe” - 11:49am

87- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 9:14pm

88- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 10:35pm

Thursday, November 24, 2016

89- CLIP - “Tegningen” / “The drawing” - 8:19am

90- CHAT (Eskild) - 8:26pm

Friday, November 25, 2016

        - INSTA (Magnus) *“4 sweet boys seeking party. Call.”

91- CLIP - “Slutt å meld meg” / “Stop texting me” - 6:26pm


Episode 3x08 - “Mannen i mitt liv” / “The man of my life/dreams”

Saturday, November 26, 2016

92- CHAT (Eskild) - 12:39am

93- CLIP - “Tenke det du føler” / “Think about what you feel” - 11:11am

Sunday, November 27, 2016

94- INSTA (Isak) - 9:15pm

Monday, November 28, 2016

        - INSTA (Jonas) *“Monday”

95- TEXT (Even) - 2:33pm

96- TEXT (Isak’s Dad) - 7:15pm

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

97- CLIP - “Religion” - 12:55pm

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

98- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 4:02pm

99- TEXT (Even) - 6:43pm

Thursday, December 1, 2016

100- CLIP - “Dette er Even” / “This is Even” - 2:50pm

101- TEXT (Even) - 5:49pm

102- TEXT (Even) - 7:22[m

Friday, December 2, 2016

103- TEXT (Even) - 1:07am

104- TEXT (Even) - 3:07pm

105- CLIP - “15:15-01:01” - 8:30pm


Episode 3x09 - “Det går over” / “It will pass”

Saturday, December 3, 2016

106- CHAT (Eskild) - 1:18am

107- CLIP - “Life is good” - 10:38pm

Sunday, December 4, 2016

108- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 5:44pm

Monday, December 5, 2016

109- CHAT (Sana) - 8:39am

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

110- CLIP - “Klikka” / “Snapped” - 11:46pm

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

111- CHAT (Magnus) - 3:52pm

112- CLIP - “Sees fredag” / “See you Friday” - 5:01pm

113- CHAT (Magnus) - 5:42pm

114- TEXT (Even) - 7:25pm

Thursday, December 8, 2016

115- CHAT (Vilde) - 10:25pm

Friday, December 9, 2016

116- CHAT (Jonas) - 1:01am

117- CHAT (Vilde) - 7:59am

118- TEXT (Isak’s Mom) - 6:48pm

119- CLIP - “O Helga Natt” / “O Holy Night” - 8:24pm


Episode 3x10 - “Minutt for minutt” / “Minute by minute”

Saturday, December 10, 2016

120- CLIP - “Minutt for minutt” / “Minute by minute” - 8:10am

121- CHAT (Eskild) - 10:58am

Sunday, December 11, 2016

122- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 8:59pm

Monday, December 12, 2016

123- CLIP - “Drittsekken” / “The asshole”* - 10:39am *drittsekk literally means “shit sack”

124- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 8:39pm

        - INSTA (Kosegruppa)

        - INSTA (Jonas) *“The Christmas Suit”

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

125- INSTA (Isak) - 10:52am

126- CHAT (Noora) - 2:57pm

127- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 6:21pm

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

128- CLIP - “Passe på meg” / “Watch over me” - 4:01pm

129- CHAT (Vilde) - 7:34pm

Thursday, December 15, 2016

130- CLIP - “Porten til paradis” / “Gates to paradise” - 1:55pm

Friday, December 16, 2016

131- INSTA (Isak) - 12:48pm

132- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 2:42pm

133- TEXT (Sonja) - 6:22pm

134- CLIP - “Nå” / “Now” - 7:19pm

- INSTA (Kosegruppa)

SEASON 4: SANA

(Season 4 Trailer + Reversed)


Episode 4x01 (x) - “Du hater å henge med oss” / “You hate hanging out with us”

Monday, April 10, 2017

1- CLIP - “Er jeg sen?” / “Am I late?” - 1:28pm

        - INSTA (Jonas) - 2:53pm

2- INSTA (Sana) - 5:48pm

3- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 8:45pm

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

        - INSTA (Eva) - 12:35am

        - INSTA (Isak) - 10:39am

4- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 12:15am

        - INSTA (Chris B) - 8:35pm

5- CLIP - “Slave” - 5:50pm

        - YOUTUBE - “Hei Briskeby” - 9:00pm

6- TEXT (Elias) - 9:24pm

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

        - INSTA (Noora) - 8:16am

7- CLIP - “So hot” - 2:06pm

8- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 5:41pm

        - INSTA (Vilde) - 10:07pm

Thursday, April 13, 2017

YOUTUBE - “REACTION VIDEO - Police Fails” - 12:00pm

9- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 12:32pm

10- GROUP CHAT (Eva, Vilde, Chris B) - 4:53pm

Friday, April 14, 2017

11- TEXT (Elias) - 3:00pm

12- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 4:35pm

        - INSTA (Vilde) - 4:51pm

        - INSTA (Magnus) - 4:56pm

13- INSTA (Sana) - 6:17pm

14- CLIP - “Fy faen” / “Holy fuck” - 8:17pm

        - INSTA (Chris B) - 9:01pm

        - INSTA (Eva)


Episode 4x02 (x) - “Jeg er gutt, jeg får ikke hat” / “I’m a boy, I don’t get hate”

Saturday, April 15, 2017

15- CLIP - “Feel it coming” - 1:24pm

Sunday, April 16, 2017

        - INSTA (Noora) - 2:11pm

Monday, April 17, 2017

16- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 10:12am

17- CHAT (Isak) - 5:05pm

Tuesday, April 18, 2017

18- CLIP - “The secret” - 1:55pm

19- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 6:20pm

20- INSTA (Sana) - 8:52pm

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

21- CLIP - “Yousef” - 12:06pm

        - INSTA (Vilde)

22- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 8:29pm

Thursday, April 20, 2017

YOUTUBE - “SMS roulette”

23- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 8:49pm

Friday, April 21, 2017

24- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 2:00pm

25- CLIP - “Norsk party jenter” / “Norwegian party girls” - 3:32pm


Episode 4x03 (x) - “Hva mener du om drikking?” / “What is your opinion on drinking?”

Saturday, April 22, 2017

26- CLIP - “Inshallah”* - 11:31am *”If God is willing” in arabic

INSTA (Noora) - 12:04pm

27- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 2:39pm

Sunday, April 23, 2017

28- CHAT (Isak) - 1:55pm

Monday, April 24, 2017

        - INSTA (Isak) - 7:02pm

INSTA (Chris B) - 9:18pm

29- CLIP - “Gratulerer med bussen” / “Congratulations on the bus” - 12:11pm

30- CHAT (Yousef) - 4:12

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

        - INSTA (Elias) - 1:54pm (only pic on account)

31- CLIP - “Slik lykkes du” / “This is how you succeed” - 7:05pm

32- CHAT (Yousef) - 7:32pm

33- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 10:05pm

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

34- CLIP - “Snakket ikke om han” / “Didn’t talk about him” - 11:21am

        - INSTA (Vilde)

Thursday, April 27, 2017

YOUTUBE - “Mikael Gets a Job” - 12:00pm

35- CHAT (Sara) - 6:00pm

36- EMAILS (Sana, Sara, Vilde) - 4:28pm

Friday, April 28, 2017

INSTA (Vilde) 

37- CHAT (Yousef) - 1:41pm

38- CLIP - “Jeg dømmer ingen” / “I judge no one” - 7:42pm

INSTA (Vilde)


Episode 4x04 (x) - “Allah hadde digget deg” / “Allah would’ve loved you”

Saturday, April 29, 2017

39- CHAT (Noora) - 4:35pm

40- INSTA (Sana) - 9:05pm

Sunday, April 30, 2017

41- CLIP - “Kjærlighetssorg” / “Heartbreak” - 11:45am

Monday, May 1, 2017

        - INSTA (Isak)

42- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 9:49pm

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

43- CHAT (Yousef) - 9:10am

44- CLIP - “Fjern som venn” / “Remove friend” - 5:13pm

Wednesday, May 3, 2017

        - INSTA (Sara) 11:00am

45- CLIP - “Ikke døm meg” / “Don’t judge me” - 1:37pm

Thursday, May 4, 2017

46- CHAT (Noora) - 8:26pm

47- INSTA (Sana) - 9:18pm

Friday, May 5, 2017

48- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 2:23pm

        - INSTA STORY (Chris B) - 7:00pm

49- CLIP - “Det beste fra Islam” / “The best of Islam” - 8:05pm


Episode 4x05 (x)- “Hvis du er trist jeg er trist” / “If you’re sad, I am sad”

Saturday, May 6, 2017

        - INSTA (Eva) - 9:40am

50- CLIP - “Ikke gjort noe galt” / “Didn’t do anything wrong” - 9:58am

51- CHAT (Noora) - 11:39am

Sunday, May 7, 2017

52- INSTA (Sana) - 6:15pm

Monday, May 8, 2017

        - INSTA (Eva) - 9:27am

53- CLIP - “No hard feelings” - 1:23pm

        - INSTA (Isak)

54- CHAT (Eva) - 6:49pm

55- CHAT (Chris B) - 8:02pm

Tuesday, May 9, 2017

56- CLIP - “Dårlig følelse” / “Bad feeling” - 10:01am

57- CHAT (Noora) - 9:45pm

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

        - YOUTUBE - “Translating Fairytales Challenge” - 8:20pm

Thursday, May 11, 2017

58- CLIP - “Humble” - 3:43pm

Friday, May 12, 2017

59- TEXT (Elias) - 1:38pm

        - INSTA (Noora)

60- CLIP - “Imagine all the people living life in peace” - 8:39pm

*- CLIP - “22.05.17” (v2) - 11:15pm *Clip announcing mid-season hiatus and return date.

Sunday, May 21, 2017

        - INSTA (Isak) - 9:30pm


Episode 4x06 (x) - “Har du en dårlig dag?” / “Are you having a bad day?”

Monday, May 22, 2017

61- CLIP - “Ikke snakk til meg” / “Don’t talk to me” - 8:12am

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

        - INSTA (Jonas) - 5:00pm

62- INSTA (Sana) - 2:51pm

63- CLIP - “Gutta boys” / “Boys boys” - 5:36pm

        - YOUTUBE - “17th of May Special” - 9:30pm

Wednesday, May 24, 2017

64- CLIP - “Fake fake fake” - 11:59am

65- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 4:45pm

Thursday, May 25, 2017

        - INSTA (Isak) - 2:40pm

66- TEXT (Elias) - 2:12pm

67- CLIP - “The one and only” - 7:21pm

Friday, May 26, 2017 - FIRST DAY OF RAMADAN 2017

        - INSTA (Vilde) - 10:54am

68- CHAT (Isak) - 1:35pm

69- CLIP - “Let’s go bitches” - 3:54pm


Episode 4x07 (x) - “Vi må stå sammen” / “We must stand together”

Saturday, May 27, 2017

70- CLIP - “Spiller alene” / “Playing alone” - 3:09pm

Sunday, May 28, 2017

71- CLIP - “Ramadan” - 5:29pm

Tuesday, May 30, 2017

        - INSTA (saranors2 account) - 1:30am

72- CLIP - “Saranors2” - 2:15pm

        - INSTA (saranors2 pt. 2)

73- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 8:36pm

Wednesday, May 31, 2017

74- CLIP - “Noen angriper oss” / “Someone is attacking us” - 10:49am

75- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 4:57pm

        - INSTA (Noora) - 8:55pm

Thursday, June 1, 2017

        - INSTA (Vilde) - 5:42pm *“hate doesn’t solve anything”

76- CLIP - “Gruppen for oss som har blitt utsatt for nettmobbing” / “Group for those who have been exposed to cyberbullying” - 3:45pm

77- TEXT (Jamilla) - 10:11pm

Friday, June 2, 2017 (Eva’s Birthday)

78- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 12:05am

         - INSTA (ellevillevillde2 account) - 1:00am

79 - CLIP - “Fakker over vennene sine” / “Fucking over their friends” - 3:34pm

INSTA (ellevillevillde2 account pt. 2) -

80- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 11:15pm


Episode 4x08 (x) - “De største loserne på skolen” / “The biggest losers in school”

Saturday, June 3 , 2017

81- CLIP - “Savner dere” / “I miss you (guys)” - 11:22am

82- CHAT (Isak) - 7:34pm

83- TEXT (Elias) - 8:04pm

84- CHAT (Isak) - 8:31pm

        - YOUTUBE - “Humming Challenge” - 8:45pm

85- CHAT (Magnus) - 9:36pm

Sunday, June 4 , 2017

86- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 4:59pm

Monday, June 5 , 2017

87- CLIP - “Unnskyld” / “Sorry” - 10:15am

88- CLIP - “Utvist” / “Expelled” - 7:54pm

Tuesday, June 6 , 2017

89- FACEBOOK (Sana to Flawless 99 group) - 2:28pm

90- CLIP - “Det var meg, ikke Isak” / “It was me, not Isak” - 4:10pm

Wednesday, June 7 , 2017

91- CHAT (Isak) - 2:22pm

92 - CLIP - “Håper du har plass” / “Hope you have room” - 3:59pm

93- INSTA (Sana) - 8:27pm

Thursday, June 8, 2017

        - INSTA (Isak) - 5:04pm

94- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 9:25pm

Friday, June 9, 2017

95- CLIP - “Ønske deg av hjertet alle gode ting” / “Wishing all good things to your heart” - 7:18pm

        - INSTA (Jonas)

        - INSTA (Isak) *“My best friends #evamohnhasabirthday/#evamohn’sbirthday”

        - INSTA (Isak) *“Who shall I hook up with”

        - INSTA (Isak)

        - INSTA (Isak) *“Do not tell Isak that I have his phone.”

INSTA (Vilde)

        - INSTA (Chris B) *“Wish her a happy birthday/it’s her birthday”

INSTA (Chris B)

INSTA STORY (Eva) - posted later that evening


Episode 4x09 (x) - “Livet smiler” / “Life is smiling”

Saturday, June 10, 2017

INSTA (Chris B)

96- CLIP - “Guru advising” - 11:02pm

Sunday, June 11, 2017

97- CLIP - “Din tur” / “Your turn” - 3:46pm

Monday, June 12, 2017

98- CHAT - 3:37pm

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

99- CLIP - “Snakke om alt” / “Talk about everything” - 10:13am

100- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 9:51pm

101- INSTA (Sana) - 11:34pm

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

102- CLIP - “Sterk i din tro” / “Strong in your faith/belief” - 3:00pm

Thursday, June 15, 2017

102- CHAT (Eskild) - 5:29pm

103- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 10:11pm

Friday, June 16, 2017

104- CLIP - “Maghrib”* - 8:15pm *definition


Episode 4x10 (x) - “Takk for alt” / “Thank you for everything”

Saturday, June 17, 2017

105- CHAT (Yousef) - 1:02am

        - INSTA (Vilde)

106- CLIP - “Vilde” - 5:24pm

107- CHAT (Vilde & Sana) - 7:37pm

        - YOUTUBE - “Spinners, Ramadan, and...” -

108- CHAT (Vilde & Magnus) - 11:06pm

Sunday, June 18, 2017

109- CLIP - “Penetrator Chris” - 10:11am

110- CHAT (P Chris & Eva) - 11:04pm

Monday, June 19, 2017

111- CHAT (Jonas & Eva) - 8:01am

112- CLIP - “Jonas” - 12:19pm

113- INSTA (Jonas) - 1:56pm

114- CHAT (Jonas & Emma) - 4:30pm

115- CHAT (Jonas & P Chris) - 6:02pm

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

116- INSTA (Chris B) - 9:27am

117- CLIP - “Chris” - 10:57am + closeup translation of her text from Vilde

118- CHAT (Chris B & Vilde) - 2:19pm

119- CHAT (Chris B & Eva) - 10:04pm

Wednesday, June 21, 2017 (Isak’s Birthday)

120- TEXT (Even & Isak) - 12:12pm

121- CLIP - “Even” - 1:13pm

        - YOUTUBE - “Nipple Twist” - 7:00pm

122- TEXT (Even & Mikael) - 7:30pm

123- TEXT (Even & Isak) - 9:33pm + YOUTUBE - Even’s Birthday Video for Isak

Thursday, June 22, 2017

124- TEXT (William & Noora Amalie) - 12:59pm

125- CLIP - “William” - 2:07pm

126- TEXT - (William & His Dad) - 5:40pm

127- CHAT (William & Penetrator Chris) - 8:31pm

128- INSTA (William) - 11:58pm

Friday, June 23, 2017

129- CHAT (Eskild & Elias) - 6:16pm

130- GROUP CHAT (Linn, Eskild, & Noora) - 6:43pm

131- CLIP - “Eskild & Linn” - 7:31pm

Saturday, June 24, 2017 - LAST DAY OF RAMADAN 2017 (Eid ul-Fitr)

        - INSTA (Noora)

        - INSTA (William)

        - INSTA (Vilde)

        - INSTA (Magnus)

        - INSTA (Chris B) *Something like “It’s good to be Eva”

        - INSTA (Jonas) *Common Norwegian word for “buddy/pal”

        - INSTA (Jonas) *“Buddies part 2”

        - INSTA (Isak) *“calm/chill throwback”

        - INSTA (Isak)

        - INSTA (Eva) *“Looking forward to tonight”

        - INSTA (Eva)

        - INSTA STORY (Isak) - 8pm

        - INSTA STORY (Isak) - 8pm

        - INSTA (Sana)

        - INSTA (Sana) *“Looking forward to breaking the fast with you”

132- CLIP - “Kjære Sana” / “Dear Sana” - 10:46pm

INSTA (Sana)

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INSTA (Sana)

INSTA (Sana)

INSTA (Sana)

INSTA (Sana)

INSTA (Sana)

INSTA (Sana)

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FINALE EXPLANATION: If you’re wondering why the image quality changed during Jonas’s speech at the end, that was a deliberate choice on the creators’ part. They filmed the footage playing on a screen to show that the perspective has shifted yet again and you (the viewer) are the main character now, watching the show. The story is now from your POV, so take what you’ve learned from the show and go out into the world. The comments you see are from real people who left them on the SKAM website and their various social media platforms.

THE END]




BLOOPERS: Season 1 Season 2 Season 3 Season 4



SOURCES: I owe a lot to the people of the internet so I want to try and link them all here.

skam1texts skam2texts skamp3translated Henrik stormboxx skamenglish skam-season4 Skamily21 skaminenglish 



CHARACTER SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS:

Girl Squad:

Eva Noora Sana Vilde Chris B

Boy Squad:

Jonas Isak Magnus Mahdi (privated) Even 

Balloon Squad:

Elias Hei Briskeby Yousef (99% sure this is legit; saved then never used) 

Others:

William (I’M SO SAD IT GOT TAKEN DOWN) P Chris Ingrid Sara Kosegruppa Riot Club Penetrators (no posts, I’m pretty sure the username is just saved now since they switched it over to Riot Club) Eskild Nissenhook (is this a real account from Hartvig Nissen that Julie just used? I didn’t watch the early seasons live though, so I have no idea)




RANDOM TECH SUPPORT:

When a google drive isn’t working ← I don’t link to any drives at the moment but if you use one here’s a fix



SKAM CAST - INTERVIEWS, ETC.

Girl Squad at Gullruten (2016) *the reason people laughed about the “Drama not documentary” comment is because the Skam didn’t do any press for a long time (to protect the underage actors and to make the show seem like real life). But because of this, a lot of people came to believe that it was a reality show and would stop the actors as if they were the characters and not separate people. This was the actresses’ first ever live-TV appearance.

the boy squad from SKAM on Gullruten [eng subs]

SKAMs Iman «Sana» Meskini gets interviewed about her new military life | Skavlan

SKAM - Everything is love | Håkon Moslet | TEDxArendal

Little Finnish girl interviews Josefine

Josefine & Tarjei First(?) Interviews part 1 part 2

SKAM Case Julie Andem / Mari Magnus - ENGLISH - Mediamorfosis 2017

Final Cast Party June 23, 2017

«SKAM» Boys and seeing yourself without a shirt on TV - a bit awkward (Eng Sub)

Skam actors on Nordiske Seriedager (eng sub)

Analysis of William as a character 

SKAM: Behind The Scenes (Videos) (2 videos are actually character instagrams but whatever:)

Interview at Ett Bord w/ Henrik Holm

Interview w/ Josefine, Ina, Iman, and Carl from when they went to Paris

Prince William & Kate visit Hartvig Nissen and meet SKAM cast February 2, 2018 ← Bad link, I’ll try to find a more comprehensive link later. (I watched the NRK livestream at like 2am so idk if a good vid is out yet)

Hiatus trailers (will format later)

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