The complete Skam timeline
THE COMPLETE NORWEGIAN SKAM EXPERIENCE (English Translation)
Compiled by nooraiskind (share via tumblr & twitter)
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Key: Anything numbered is listed on the official SKAM website; indentations note side character postings; “+” means I couldn’t find an English translation.
How the show works:
• The Official SKAM Website / NRK & (how to view outside Norway) ←might not work currently...
• Video: A Beginner’s Guide to SKAM (I’d recommend stopping at 7:48 to avoid vague spoilers)
• Russefeiring (the deal with russ busses)
• The Norwegian Education System (6 is the best score)
• Official SKAM Spotify Playlist by NRK
Days of the Week: Mandag - Monday, Tirsdag - Tuesday, Onsdag - Wednesday, Torsdag - Thursday, Fredag - Friday, Lørdag - Saturday, Søndag - Sunday EPISODES END ON FRIDAYS
International Remakes:
• SKAM Italia (also here) (s2 also here) (s3 via Twitter)
• Druck / SKAM Germany (full version of 1x09)
• WTFock / SKAM Belgium (also here)
MAKE SURE TO WATCH EACH EPISODEUNTIL THE CREDITS ROLL!
SEASON ONE: EVA
Pre-season posts
Monday, July 6, 2015
Monday, August 17, 2015
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
Wednesday, September 2, 2015
Saturday, September 12, 2015
- INSTA (Penetrator Chris) *Køben = København (Norwegian) = Copenhagen (English)
- INSTA (Penetrator Chris) *Køben
Sunday, September 13, 2015
- INSTA (Penetrator Chris) *“Preparation”(?)
Tuesday, September 15, 2015
Wednesday, September 16, 2015
Thursday, September 17, 2015
- INSTA (Penetrator Chris) *“As Mowgli grew up with the animals, I grew up with the goblins”
- INSTA (Penetrator Chris) *“Thought she took a picture of me in bed, hot tho”
Friday, September 18, 2015
- INSTA (Eva) *”Two tired types”
Saturday, September 19, 2015
- INSTA (Penetrator Chris) *“Sickest series”
Monday, September 21, 2015
- INSTA (Chris B) *“Spa day with the mum”
- INSTA (Chris B) *“I'm like Don Draper, clean shirts and alcohol in the work bin”
- INSTA (Chris B) *“New bag”
- INSTA (Vilde) *“Delicious morning with the fine @stas_a_vaere_chris”
- INSTA (Vilde) *“New jeans”
- INSTA (Vilde) *“Up late, homework and delicious chamomile tea”
- INSTA (Ingrid) *“Missing summer”
Episode 1x01 - “Du ser ut som en slut” / “You look like a slut”
Tuesday, September 22, 2015
1- CLIP - “Vår skyld” / “Our fault” - 2:32pm
2- INSTA (Eva) - 4:10pm
3- CLIP – “Stoler du ikke på meg” / “You don’t trust me” - 8:32pm
4- TEXT (Jonas) - 11:20pm
Wednesday, September 23, 2015
5- CLIP – “Add meg på face” / “Add me on Facebook” - 11:30am
6- TEXT (Jonas) - 3:15pm
7- INSTA (Eva) - 4:47pm
Thursday, September 24, 2015
8- CLIP - “Loner” - 8:30am
9- INSTA (Eva) - 7:26pm
Friday, September 25, 2015
10- INSTA (Eva) - 1:32pm
- INSTA (Vilde) *"Autumn * Starting the break with a jog in Frogner Park”
11- INSTA (Eva) - 7:09pm
- INSTA (Chris B) +
- INSTA (Vilde) *“Loving the new lipstick from Mac - revue party soon”
- INSTA (Vilde) *“#pepsimaxcrew”
- INSTA (Sara) *“I promise we’re not posing”
- INSTA (Penetrator Chris) *“#revue party”
12- CLIP - “Slut” - 7:37pm
Episode 1x02 - “Jonas, dette er helt dust” / “Jonas, this is completely stupid”
Saturday, September 26, 2015
- INSTA (Chris B) *“Wake up now, me. Thank you for yesterday revue party”
13- TEXT (Jonas) - 10:30am
14- GROUP CHAT - 1:59pm
- INSTA (Isak) *“@jonas9000 is so badass”
15- INSTA (Eva) - 5:36pm
16- INSTA (Eva) - 5:57pm
Sunday, September 27, 2015
17- CLIP - “Stuck” - 3:18pm
Monday, September 28, 2015
18- INSTA (Eva) - 3:53pm
19- INSTA (Eva) - 6:43pm
20- INSTA (Eva) - 9:23pm
Tuesday, September 29, 2015
21- CLIP - “I feel lonely”- 9:04am
22- TEXT (Eva’s Mom) - 10:56am
23- INSTA (Eva) - 1:17pm
24- INSTA (Eva) - 5:24pm
Wednesday, September 30, 2015
25- CLIP - “Du vet noe” / “You know something” - 8:32pm
- INSTA (Isak) *“When Jonas misses PS #atthecabin #barely3G #autumnbreak”
- INSTA (Isak) *“When Eva just wants to sleep #atthecabin #autumnbreak
#girlsjustwanttosleep”
- INSTA (Isak) *“When I’m on autumn break, I look like this #thirdwheel #atthecabin with
Jonas and Eva”
Thursday, October 1, 2015
26- CLIP - “Hva faen var det?” / “What the fuck was that?” - 5:32pm
- INSTA (Isak) *“Looking at insta, I see that many have shared pictures of the sky tonight. It is very nice and we see this from the cabin too, but not everyone brought the UFO #illuminati”
Friday, October 2, 2015
27- CLIP - “Det er fest” / “It’s a party” - 7:04pm
Episode 1x03 - “Vi er de største loserne på skolen” / “We are the biggest losers in school”
Saturday, October 3, 2015
28- CLIP - “Du naila det” / “You nailed it” - 5:11pm
29- INSTA (Eva) - 6:06pm
30- INSTA (Eva) - 8:26pm
31- GROUP CHAT (Jonas, Isak) - 10:11pm
Monday, October 5, 2015
32- CLIP - “Sterk kroppslukt” / “Strong body odor” - 10:29am
33- CHAT (Jonas) - 6:58pm
34- INSTA (Eva) - 9:07pm
Tuesday, October 6, 2015
35- CLIP - “Satsebuss” / “Bet bus” - 11:50am
36- TEXT (Jonas) - 12:20pm
37- CHAT (Vilde) - 7:32pm
38- INSTA (Eva) - 9:17pm
Wednesday, October 7, 2015
39- TEXT (Jonas) - 10:10am
40- INSTA (Eva) - 11:51am
41- INSTA (Eva) - 7:46pm
Thursday, October 8, 2015
42- CLIP - “Hvem hoster” / “Who’s hosting” - 2:05pm
43- CHAT (Sana) - 10:38pm
Friday, October 9, 2015
44- INSTA (Eva) - 12:17pm
45- CLIP - “Kred” / “Cred” - 6:50pm
Episode 1x04 - “Go for din lille slut” / “Go for it you little slut”
Saturday, October 10, 2015
46- CLIP - “Dumpe deg” / “Dump you” - 10:11am
47- TEXT (Jonas) - 10:29am
48- GROUP CHAT (Vilde, Noora, Chris) - 2:32pm
Sunday, October 11, 2015
49- INSTA (Eva) - 4:42pm
50- INSTA (Eva) - 6:35pm
- INSTA (Isak) *“Jonas thinking about whether he wants a burger”
- INSTA (Isak) *“The boy is never satisfied, now he’s stealing food from his lady”
51- INSTA (Eva) - 8:21pm
Monday, October 12, 2015
- INSTA (Isak) *“Just a little more rage than @jonas9000”
52- CLIP - “William” - 3:04pm
Tuesday, October 13, 2015
53- CLIP - “Kåt” / “Horny” - 3:41pm
54- INSTA (Eva) - 7:50pm
Wednesday, October 14, 2015
55- INSTA CHAT (Penetrator Chris) - 4:15pm
56- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 8:10pm
- INSTA (Eva) +
Thursday, October 15, 2015
57- CLIP - “Pilsmannen” / “The beer man” - 12:10pm
58- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 6:30pm
59- INSTA (Eva) - 8:53pm
Friday, October 16, 2015
60- INSTA (Eva) - 12:23pm
- INSTA (Chris B) *“Me and JB are going to enjoy ourselves tonight”
- INSTA (Vilde) *“Ready to party”
61- CLIP - “Penetrators” - 6:41pm
62- TEXT (Jonas) - 8:31pm
Episode 1x05 - “Hva er det som gjør deg kåt?” / “What is it that makes you horny?”
Saturday, October 17, 2015
63- TEXT (Jonas) - 10:21am
64- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 12:30pm
65- TEXT (Jonas) - 2:59pm
66- CLIP - “Drama” - 4:11pm
Sunday, October 18, 2015
67- INSTA CHAT (Penetrator Chris) - 6:38pm
Monday, October 19, 2015
68- INSTA (Eva) - 11:32am
69- CLIP - “Flink I senga” / “Good in bed” - 3:11pm
70- GROUP CHAT (Noora, Vilde) - 8:13pm
Tuesday, October 20, 2015
71- INSTA (Eva) - 4:35pm
72- INSTA CHAT (Penetrator Chris) - 7:06pm
73- TEXT (Jonas) - 7:59pm
Wednesday, October 21, 2015
74- CLIP - “Fått meg kjæreste” / “I have a boyfriend” - 12:35am
75- TEXT (Jonas) - 12:45am
76- CLIP - “Pult” / “Fucked” - 1:15pm
77- TEXT (Jonas) - 2:11pm
78- INSTA (Eva) - 6:05pm
79- INSTA (Eva) - 7:22pm
Thursday, October 22, 2015
80- INSTA (Eva) - 9:15am
81- INSTA (Eva) - 12:11pm
82- GROUP CHAT (Vilde, Noora, Chris B) - 7:49pm
Friday, October 23, 2015
83- GROUP CHAT (Vilde, Noora, Chris B) - 4:04pm
84- CLIP - “Føkk up” / “Fuck up” - 7:47pm
Episode 1x06 - “Man vet når gutter lyver” / “You know when boys are lying”
Sunday, October 25, 2015
85- CHAT (Isak) - 10:02am
86- CLIP - “Alternativ tre” / “Alternative three” - 2:42pm
87- INSTA CHAT (Penetrator Chris) - 9:11pm
Monday, October 26, 2015
88- CLIP - “Fuck you” - 2:15pm
89- INSTA (Eva) - 3:00pm
Tuesday, October 27, 2015
90- CLIP - “Lyver ikke” / “Not lying” - 3:30pm
91- INSTA (Eva) - 9:02pm
Wednesday, October 28, 2015
92- INSTA (Eva) - 1:55pm
93- CHAT (Jonas) - 7:32pm
Thursday, October 29, 2015
94- CLIP - “Einstein” - 2:30pm
Friday, October 30, 2015
95- INSTA (Eva) - 5:29pm
96- CLIP - “Halloween” - 8:30pm
97- CLIP - “Oss to” / “The two of us” - 9:42pm
*- CLIP - “09.11.15” - 11:00pm - *The show went on 10-day hiatus and this was a teaser trailer clip that I don’t have a link for. UPDATE! I have a link but no English subtitles +
Episode 1x07 - “Tenker alltid det er meg det noe galt med” / “I always think it’s me that there’s something wrong with”
Monday, November 9, 2015
98- CLIP - “Hvem hooka du med?” / “Who did you hook up with?” - 11:32am
99- TEXT (Jonas) - 1:33pm
100- INSTA (Eva) - 2:30pm
101- CLIP - “Jævlig menneske” / “Horrible person”* - 2:40pm - *Not the best translation of jævlig
102- INSTA (Eva) - 3:18pm
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
103- CLIP - “Levende trofé” / “Living trophy” - 2:40pm
104- GROUP CHAT (Noora, Vilde) - 3:35pm
105- CHAT (Jonas) - 5:32pm
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
106- INSTA (Eva) - 12:39am
107- CLIP - “Marijuana” - 7:40pm
108- INSTA CHAT (Penetrator Chris) - 10:58pm
Thursday, November 12, 2015
109- CLIP - “Mindreverdighetskomplekser” / “Inferiority complex” - 1:20pm
110- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 8:24pm
- INSTA (Eva) *“We went for some botox, Sana went for a Karpe Diem [band] look”
Friday, November 13, 2015
111- INSTA (Eva) - 11:17am
112- CLIP - “Jævla hore” / “Fucking whore” - 2:02pm
Episode 1x08 - “Hele skolen hater meg” / “The whole school hates me”
Saturday, November 14, 2015
114- CLIP - “Føkke opp alt som er fint” / “Fuck up all that is good” - 11:32am
Sunday, November 15, 2015
115- CHAT (Noora) - 3:51pm
Monday, November 16, 2015
116- INSTA (Eva) - 12:50am
117- TEXT (Noora) - 8:59am
118- CLIP - “Pisse på hele livet” / “Piss on your entire life” - 11:58am
Tuesday, November 17, 2015
119- CLIP - “Noen fitter i 2.” / “Some cunts in 2nd grade” - 4:29pm
120- INSTA (Eva) - 10:34pm
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
121- CLIP - “Drittsekk” / “Asshole” - 2:28pm
122- CHAT (Noora) - 8:13pm
Thursday, November 19, 2015
123- CLIP - “Svartlistet” / “Blacklisted” - 3:01pm
Friday, November 20, 2015
124- INSTA (Eva) - 12:43pm
125- CLIP - “Jeg elsker deg” / “I love you” - 2:43pm
Episode 1x09 - “Man er det man gjør” / “You are what you do”
Saturday November 21, 2015
126- CHAT (Isak) - 12:55pm
127- INSTA (Eva) - 11:45pm
Sunday, November 22, 2015
128- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 5:58pm
Monday, November 23, 2015
129- CLIP - “Hvordan person?” / “Who?” - 7:28am
130- INSTA CHAT (Penetrator Chris) - 6:07pm
Tuesday, November 24, 2015
131- INSTA (Eva) - 1:26pm
132- CLIP - “Chill” - 6:32pm
133- CHAT (Isak) - 10:48pm
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
134- CLIP - “Klamydiaepidemi” / “Chlamydia epidemic” - 1:30pm
135- INSTA (Eva) - 7:39pm
Thursday, November 26, 2015
136- CLIP - “Slem” / “Mean” - 1:00pm
137- CHAT (Isak) - 4:31pm
Friday, November 27, 2015
138- CLIP - “Ikke noe mer dritt” / “No more (bull)shit” - 1:50pm
Episode 1x10 - “Jeg tenker at du har blitt helt psyko” / “I think you’ve been completely psycho”
Saturday, November 28, 2015
139- CLIP - “Sammenbrudd” / “Breakdown” - 11:04am
Sunday, November 29, 2015
140- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 3:55pm
141- INSTA (Eva) - 7:09pm
Monday, November 30, 2015
142- CLIP - “Pepsimax gjengen” / “ThePepsimax crew” - 12:05pm
143- GROUP CHAT (Sana, Noora, Chris B) - 8:21pm
Tuesday, December 1, 2015
144- CLIP - “Awkward” - 10:11am
145- INSTA CHAT (Penetrator Chris) - 6:06pm
Wednesday, December 2, 2015
146- CLIP - “Deilige førsteklassegutter” / “Hot firstyear boys” - 12:09pm
147- TEXT (Iben) - 7:19pm
Thursday, December 3, 2015
148- INSTA (Eva) - 1:01pm
149- GROUP CHAT (Sana, Noora, Chris) - 4:31pm
Friday, December 4, 2015
150- INSTA (Eva) - 1:57pm
151- CLIP - “Deilig er jorden”* - 7:52pm - *Norwegian name for the hymn “Fairest lord Jesus”
Episode 1x11 - “Et jævlig dumt valg” / “A bloody stupid choice”
Saturday, December 5, 2015
152- CLIP - “Dagen derpå” / “The day after” - 10:21am
153- TEXT (Iben) - 3:38pm
Sunday, December 6, 2015
154- CHAT (Isak) - 9:02am
155- CHAT (Jonas) - 3:52pm
Monday, December 7, 2015
156- CLIP - “Slutt å lek så jævla interessant” / “Stop playing so fucking hard-to-get” - 1:39pm
Tuesday, December 8, 2015
157- CLIP - “Gravid” / “Pregnant” - 10:30am
158- INSTA (Eva) - 7:53pm
Wednesday, December 9, 2015
159- INSTA (Eva) - 2:30pm
160- CHAT (Isak) - 7:29pm
Thursday, December 10, 2015
161- CLIP - “Jævlig ærlig” / “Honest af” - 2:23pm
162- TEXT (Jonas) - 10:59pm
Friday, December 11, 2015
163- CLIP - “O come all ye faithful” - 2:32pm
SEASON 2: NOORA
Sunday, January 10, 2016 (William’s Birthday)
- INSTA (Eva) *Headline says: “Tasteless performance with tasty menu” Caption: Something like “Rolled a six [dice] see the year’s best performance peeps”
Wednesday, January 20, 2016
- INSTA (Chris B) +
Monday, February 1, 2016
Tuesday, February 2, 2016
- INSTA (Isak) *Happy(Delightful) Groundhog’s Day
- INSTA (Chris B) *“Sana West and CNorth West - thanks to the nerds in 2STB [2nd yr, General Studies track, class B] for making”
Wednesday, February 17, 2016
Monday, February 22, 2016
*- CLIP - “29.02.16” - 3:00pm - *Promo of season 2 clips plus the season’s airdate. No link available.
Wednesday, February 24, 2016
- INSTA (Noora) (first post)
Thursday, February 25, 2016
- INSTA (Riot Club) *“Out tomorrow morning, baes”
- INSTA (Riot Club) *“12am -- Friday”
Friday, February 26, 2016
- INSTA (Riot Club) *“[Something]name has been released, link in bio”
Saturday, February 27, 2016
Sunday, February 28, 2016
- INSTA (Jonas) *“Should just go home from the city, so I met @shecks So stoked!” (?)
-INSTA (William) (first post)
Episode 2x01 - “Om du bare hadde holdt det lovet” / “If only you’d kept your promise”
Monday, February 29, 2016
1- CLIP - “De sexistiske jævlene” / “Those sexist motherfuckers” - 10:28am
2- INSTA (Noora) - 2:45pm
3- CLIP - “Guy on guy” - 4:45pm
4- TEXT (Eskild) - 5:00pm
Tuesday, March 1, 2016
5- CLIP - “You lose” - 11:35am
- INSTA (Isak) *“she is lucky tho <3”
6- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 5:53pm
Wednesday, March 2, 2016
7- INSTA (Noora) - 4:40pm
8- INSTA (Noora) - 4:42pm
9- INSTA (Noora) - 4:46pm
10- INSTA (Noora) - 4:48pm
11- INSTA (Noora) - 4:54pm
Thursday, March 3, 2016
12- CLIP - “Eskild” - 5:21pm
13- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 7:16pm
Friday, March 4, 2016
14- INSTA (Noora) - 2:36pm
15- CLIP - “Strong and independent” - 7:48pm
Episode 2x02 - “Du lyver til en venninne og skylder på meg” / “You’re lying to a friend and you blame me”
Saturday, March 5, 2016
16- INSTA (Noora) - 11:21am
17- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 12:50pm
Sunday,March 6, 2016
18- INSTA (Noora) - 6:54pm
- INSTA (Isak) *Something like “First draw/move in Settlers [of Catan] #chosen”
Monday, March 7, 2016
19- CLIP - “Tinder” - 9:15am
20- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 6:15pm
21- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 8:35pm
Tuesday, March 8, 2016 (International Women’s Day)
22- INSTA (Noora) - 9:42am
23- CLIP “Seksuelle objekter” / “Sexual objects” - 11:50am
24- TEXT (Eva) - 1:31pm
25- INSTA (Noora) - 6:40pm
26- TEXT (Eskild) - 6:49pm
- INSTA (William) *“Happy Women’s Day, women.”...
Wednesday, March 9, 2016
27- INSTA (Noora) - 4:50pm
28- CHAT (Eskild) - 7:32pm
Thursday, March 10, 2016
29- CLIP - “Keen på sex” / “Want to have sex” - 12:05pm
30- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 2:51pm
Friday, March 11, 2016
31- CLIP - “For Vilde” - 6:58pm
Episode 2x03 - “Er det noe du skjuler for oss?” / “Is there something you’re hiding from us?”
Saturday, March 12, 2016
32- CLIP - “Fortsatt drita” / “Still wasted” - 11:05am
33- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 12:10pm
- INSTA (Chris B) *“When it’s the last class period on friday and you just [image]”
34- INSTA (Noora) - 5:24pm
Monday, March 14, 2016
35- CLIP - “Yakuza” - 11:45am
36- CHAT (Eskild) - 5:02pm
37- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 8:19pm
Tuesday, March 15, 2016
38- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 2:38pm
Wednesday, March 16, 2016
39- CLIP - “Modelltynn” / “Model-thin” - 12:15pm
40- TEXT (Eva) - 7:38pm
Thursday, March 17, 2016
41- INSTA (Noora) - 10:33am
42- CHAT (Eskild) - 2:30pm
Friday, March 18, 2016
43- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 5:05pm
- INSTA (Chris B) *“really good s (s stands for mood)” (?)
44- CLIP - “Natta Noora” / “G’night Noora” - 9:22pm
Episode 2x04 (x) - “Jeg visste det var noe rart med henne” / “I knew there was something strange about her”
Sunday, March 20, 2016
45- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 1:42pm
Monday, March 21, 2016 (Penetrator Chris’s Birthday)
46- INSTA (Noora) - 9:07am
47- CLIP - “Utenfor fring 3” / “Outside ring 3” - 4:30pm
Tuesday, March 22, 2016
48- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 5:58pm
49- INSTA (Noora) - 8:55pm
Wednesday, March 23, 2016
50- CLIP - “Noe rart men henne” / “Something strange about her” - 8:30pm
Thursday, March 24, 2016
51- CLIP - “Hva skjer” / “What’s happening” - 10:40am
52- CLIP - “Ingen svar” / “No reply” - 3:02pm
53- CLIP - “Freake ut” / “Freak out” - 7:40pm
Friday, March 25, 2016
- INSTA (Chris B) *“Easter games 2016”
54- INSTA (Noora) - 4:56pm
Episode 2x05 - “Jeg er i hvert fall ikke sjalu” / “I’m certainly not jealous”
Saturday, March 26, 2016
55- INSTA (Noora) - 11:29pm
56- CLIP - “Welcome back” - 2:35pm
Sunday, March 27, 2016
- INSTA (Riot Club) *“Easter finished, we've had a laugh for fun(?). Our Russe crew must be
saved after taking off Trysil and the boys owe 300k. Help The Penetrators Auction and party
on Friday - check out FB”
- INSTA (William) *“Friday”
Monday, March 28, 2016
57- CLIP - “Obsessed” - 3:10pm
Tuesday, March 29, 2016
58- INSTA (Noora) - 4:03pm
59- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 7:33pm
Wednesday, March 30, 2016
60- CLIP - “Fy faen så deilig” / “So fucking hot” - 10:15am
Thursday, March 31, 2016
61- CLIP - “Hvilken verden lever du i?” / “What world do you live in?” - 11:33am
62- CHAT (Eva) - 7:25pm
- INSTA (Penetrator Chris)*“Check out the event on FB for the auction tomorrow. Link inbio”+
Friday, April 1, 2016
63- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 1:03pm
- INSTA (Riot Club) *“Win Penetrator sweaters at the FB event - Link in bio”
- INSTA (Penetrator Chris) *“Ready for tonight?”
- INSTA (William) *“Help us”
64- CLIP - “Help The Penetrators -- and Syria” - 8:14pm
*- CLIP - “18.04.16”* - 9:00pm *Part 2 of S2 promo clip, announcing a 2 week hiatus. Basically a kissing montage from the second half of the season. No link.
Wednesday, April 6, 2016 (Noora’s Birthday)
- INSTA (William) *”Someone deserves flowers today so”
Saturday, April 16, 2016
- INSTA (Jonas) *“Someone out there looks worse than me”
Episode 2x06 - “Jeg vil ikke bli beskytta” / “I don’t want to be protected”
Monday, April 18, 2016
65- CLIP - “GIfte oss” / “Get married” - 8:34pm
66- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad)- 10:59am
67- CLIP - “Bra moral” / “Good morals” - 1:21pm
- INSTA (Chris B) *“#highlight2016”(?)
- INSTA (Sana) *“losers”
68- TEXT (William) - 10:31pm
Tuesday, April 19, 2016
69- CLIP - “Så snakk da!” / “So talk!” - 12:25pm
70- INSTA (Noora) - 2:24pm
Wednesday, April 20, 2016
71- INSTA (Noora) - 12:53pm
Thursday, April 21, 2016
- INSTA (Riot Club) *Something along the lines of “Tonight we say goodbye to The Penetrator and wake up like ..... ”
72- CLIP - “Samma ulla” / “The same kind” - 11:41am
- INSTA (Eva) +
73- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 2:28pm
Friday, April 22, 2016 (Russetiden 2016 begins)
74- CLIP - “Aldri elsket meg” / “Never loved me” - 3:05pm
Episode 2x07 - “Noora, du trenger pikk” / “Noora, you need dick”
Saturday, April 23, 2016
75- TEXT (William) - 9:16am
- INSTA (Riot Club) *“Thanks for yesterday everyone”
76- CLIP - “Isakyaki” - 12:34
- INSTA (Penetrator Chris) *“Shout out to @normandy_2016 sick show boys. Congrats on
the drop” (?)
Sunday, April 24, 2016
- INSTA (Eva) *“The four stages of anxiety”
77- CHAT (Eva) - 3:09pm
Monday, April 25, 2016
78- CLIP - “Ikke vær deilig” / “Don’t be delicious” - 11:11am
79- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 7:18pm
Tuesday, April 26, 2016
80- TEXT (William) - 1:07pm
81- INSTA (Noora) - 12:20pm
82- CLIP - “Pikk” / “Dick” - 5:15pm
Wednesday, April 27, 2016
83- CLIP - “Call me” - 12:30pm
84- GROUP CHAT (Eva, Eskild) - 7:50pm
Thursday, April 28, 2016
85- INSTA (Noora) - 4:29pm
Friday, April 29, 2016 *“Rolling on the train”
86- INSTA (Noora) - 7:49pm
- INSTA (Eva) *“Right after I took this picture I dropped my phone on my face” (?)
- INSTA (Riot Club) + *Basically youtube took down their Penetrator song video
87- CLIP - “Riot” - 8:41pm
- INSTA (Sana) *“Counting down to Russetiden 2018”
Episode 2x08 - “Du bare tenker på William” / “You’re only thinking about William”
Saturday, April 30, 2016
88- CLIP - “Krig” / “War” - 12:34pm
Monday, May 2, 2016
89- CLIP - “Slut slut slut” - 11:30am
Tuesday, May 3, 2016
- INSTA (Riot Club) *“The Russ Bus rolls forever”
90- GROUP CHAT - 5:59pm
- INSTA (Chris B) +
Wednesday, May 4, 2016
- INSTA (Eva) *“Size is relative”
91- CLIP - “Bare tenker på William” / “Only thinking about William” - 3:34pm
92- TEXT (Eskild) - 8:22pm
Thursday, May 5, 2016
- INSTA (Vilde) *“Only exercising in fine sunlight” (?)
93- CLIP - “Vilde” - 12:34pm
94- INSTA (Noora) - 6:35pm
Friday, May 6, 2016
95- TEXT (Sana) - 3:43pm
96- CLIP - “Har dere venta på meg?” / “Have you been waiting for me?” - 7:45pm
Episode 2x09 - “Jeg savner deg så jævlig” / “I miss you so damn much”
Saturday, May 7, 2016
97- CLIP - “Ferdig” / “Finished” - 9:04am
Sunday, May 8, 2016
98- CLIP - “Alene” / “Alone” - 3:36pm
Monday, May 9, 2016
99- CLIP - “Sharmuta” - 8:29am
100- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 3:59pm
Tuesday, May 10, 2016
101- CLIP - “Snylte på folk” / “Mooch off people” - 4:35pm
102- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 7:20pm
- INSTA (Eva) +
Wednesday, May 11, 2016
103- TEXT (Eskild) - 10:31pm
Thursday, May 12, 2016
104- CLIP - “Allah9753” - 12:05pm
Friday, May 13, 2016
105- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 9:07am
106- CLIP - “Føkke det opp mellom oss to” / “Fuck things up between us” - 2:37pm
Episode 2x10 - “Jeg skal forklare alt” / “I’ll explain everything”
Saturday, May 14, 2016
107- CLIP - “Er det William?” / “Is it William?” - 10:48am
Sunday, May 15, 2016
108- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 12:01pm
Monday, May 16, 2016
109- CLIP - “Angst” / “Anxiety” - 5:50pm
- INSTA (Chris B) *“When the cake has melted before you arrive. Happy Constitution Day”
Tuesday, May 17, 2016 - NORWEGIAN CONSTITUTION DAY (17 Mai)
- INSTA (Eva) *“Happy Constitution Day - brunch with the best!”
110- CLIP - “17.mai” / “May 17th” - 8:30am
111- TEXT (William) - 3:47pm
112- INSTA (Noora) - 8:56pm
Wednesday, May 18, 2016
113- TEXT (William) - 12:57pm
114- TEXT (William) - 3:01pm
115- TEXT (William) - 6:38pm
116- TEXT (William) - 11:58pm
Thursday, May 19, 2016
117- CLIP - “Trussel” / “Threat” - 7:19pm
118- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 7:52pm
Friday, May 20, 2016
119- CLIP - “Det verste som kunne skje” / “The worst that could happen” - 2:15pm
120- TEXT (William) - 3:46pm
Episode 2x11 - “Husker du seriøst ingenting?” / “You seriously don’t remember anything?”
Sunday, May 22, 2016
121- CLIP - “London” - 1:13pm
Monday, May 23, 2016
122- TEXT (Mari) - 2:34pm
123- CLIP - “Noia” - 3:13pm
124- TEXT (William) - 8:31pm
125- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 8:59pm
Tuesday, May 24, 2016
126- TEXT (William) - 2:24pm
127- TEXT (William) - 3:31pm
Wednesday, May 25, 2016
128- CLIP - “Williammåsvare” / “Willammustanswer” - 2:13pm
129- GROUP CHAT (Gilr Squad) - 7:17pm
Thursday, May 26, 2016
130- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 1:10pm
131- TEXT (William) - 1:59pm
132- TEXT (William) - 3:04pm
133- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 5:45pm
Friday, May 27, 2016
- INSTA (Chris B) *“Seriously Sana, should I masturbate ??”
134- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 3:59pm
135- CLIP - “Fredag klokken 17” / “Friday at 5 o’clock” - 4:55pm
136- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 5:49pm
Episode 2x12 - “Vil du flytte sammen med meg?” / “Will you move in with me?”
UPDATE: Part 1 Part 2 *I’ve linked the clips just in case the full episode goes down
Saturday, May 28, 2016
137- CLIP - “Bare ligge her” / “Just lie here” - 11:23am*Turn off AdBlock if it’s not working
Sunday, May 29, 2016
138- CLIP - “Ta tilbake leiligheten” / “Take back the apartment” - 4:52pm
Monday, May 30, 2016
139- CLIP - “Politiet” / “The police” - 11:25am
140- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 6:30pm
Tuesday, May 31, 2016
141- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad, Jonas, Isak, Penetrator Chris) - 2:32pm
142- CLIP - “Naboklager” / “Complaints from the neighbors” - 4:15pm
Wednesday, June 1, 2016
143- TEXT (William) - 11:04am
144- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 5:10pm
Thursday, June 2, 2016 (Eva’s Birthday)
- INSTA (Vilde) *“Happy Birthday beautiful cool Eva * friends for life always”
- INSTA (Chris B) *“Double happy birthday to Eva”
- INSTA (Eva) *“When you turn 17 and are single - alcohol-free champagne and a balloon
dick”
145- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 5:15pm
146- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 6:55pm
147- CLIP - “Et dukkehjem” / “A Doll’s House*” - 8:15pm *Read it here
Friday, June 3, 2016
148- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 5:05pm
149- CLIP - “Forever young” - 6:44pm
- INSTA (Penetrator Chris) *Eva comments: “hahaha”
- INSTA (Eva) *“There’s a wasp somewhere #finallysummer #RIP1stYear”
- INSTA (William) *“Good plan @loglady99”
SEASON 3: ISAK
Saturday, October 1, 2016
- INSTA (Chris B) *she’s tagged a Nissen hookup account
Episode 3x01 - “Lykke til Isak” / “Good luck Isak”
Sunday, October 2, 2016
1- CLIP - “Lykke til Isak” / “Good luck Isak” - 1:05am
2- INSTA (Isak) - 2:01am + *basically just screaming
3- CLIP - “Morrabrød” / “Morning wood” - 11:20am
4- CHAT (Eva) - 1:15pm
5- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 3:30pm
Monday, October 3, 2016
6- CLIP - “Går ned på chicks” / “Going down on chicks” - 11:40am
7- INSTA (Isak) - 2:26pm
Tuesday, October 4, 2016
8- INSTA (Isak) - 4:05pm
9- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 6:29pm
10- CHAT (Eva) - 10:03pm
Wednesday, October 5, 2016
11- CLIP - “Biologi” / “Biology” - 12:25pm
12- CHAT (Vilde) - 3:05pm
Thursday, October 6, 2016
13- GROUP CHAT (Vilde) - 12:02pm
14- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 4:31pm
Friday, October 7, 2016
- INSTA (Kosegruppa) +!
15- INSTA (Isak) - 2:14pm
16- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 4:53pm
- INSTA (Vilde) *“Finally, the revue season is in progress and @kosegruppa2017 is in the
lead. These are the year's chief executives 🍭 Follow our insta, please share and spread
kos💛”
17- CLIP - “Kosegruppa” / “Kose* Group” - 7:15pm
*Kose: No direct English translation. Describes the feeling of warmth and love one gets from spending time with friends.
Episode 3x02 - “Du er over 18 sant?” / “You’re over 18 right?”
Saturday, October 8, 2016
18- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 4:20pm
19- INSTA (Isak) - 7:58pm
20- INSTA (Isak) - 10:11pm
- INSTA (Chris B) *“Cool with the boyfriend”
Sunday, October 9, 2016
21- CLIP - “Grindr” -11:11am
Monday, October 10, 2016
22- CLIP - “Even” - 8:10am + the video of Mikael and Even
Tuesday, October 11, 2016
23- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 2:12pm
24- CHAT (Emma) - 10:49pm
Wednesday, October 12, 2016
25- CLIP - “Ikke vær frekk” / “Don’t be rude” - 11:16am
26- INSTA (Isak) - 2:22pm
Thursday, October 13, 2016
27- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 5:28pm
28- CHAT (Emma) - 10:15
Friday, October 14, 2016
29- CLIP - “Romeo & Juliet” - 1:01am
30- CLIP - “Mekke øl” / “Strong beer” - 4:40pm
Episode 3x03 - “Nå bånder dere i overkant mye” / “I’m starting to think you guys are bonding too much”
Saturday, October 15, 2016
31- CLIP - “Stress” - 1:30pm
Sunday, October 16, 2016
32- INSTA (Isak) - 8:32pm
Monday, October 17, 2016
33- CLIP - “Gay” - 3:03am
34- CLIP - “Dust” / “Jerk” - 11:53am
Tuesday, October 18, 2016
35- CHAT (Vilde) - 2:04pm
36- INSTA (Isak) - 9:33pm
Wednesday, October 19, 2016
37- CLIP - “Ultrahomse” / “Ultra gay” - 1:43pm
38- INSTA (Isak) - 3:26pm
Thursday, October 20, 2016
39- CHAT (Emma) - 8:16pm
Friday, October 21, 2016
40- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 4:04pm
41- CLIP - “Bånder” / “Bonding” - 7:20pm
- INSTA (Jonas) +
- INSTA (Eva) *“Just best friends”
Episode 3x04 - “Keen på å både” / “Keen for a swim”
Saturday, October 22, 2016
42- CHAT (Emma) - 12:06am
43- CHAT (Emma) - 9:56am
44- CLIP - “Sjalu” / “Jealous” - 11:47am
45- TEXT (Isak’s Dad) - 2:28pm
Sunday, October 23, 2016
46- TEXT (Evan) - 7:29pm
Monday, October 24, 2016
47- CLIP - “Prøvde å ringe deg” / “Tried to call you” - 10:42am
48- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 4:34pm
Tuesday, October 25, 2016
49- INSTA (Isak) - 12:27pm
50- TEXT (Even) - 4:59pm
51- CHAT (Sana) - 7:50pm
Wednesday, October 26, 2016
52- CLIP - “Evolusjonsteorien” / “The theory of evolution” - 1:31pm
53- GROUP CHAT (Jonas, Mahdi) - 8:19pm
Thursday, October 27, 2016
54- TEXT (Even) - 7:41pm
55- CHAT (Emma) - 9:52pm
Friday, October 28, 2016
56- CLIP - “21:21” - 9:21pm
57- CHAT (Emma) - 10:14
Episode 3x05 - “Samme tid et helt annet sted” / “Same time, a completely different place”
Saturday, October 29, 2016
58- CLIP - “Hjernen er alene” / “The brain is alone” - 3:15pm
- INSTA (Jonas) *“Birthday boy getting it on”
- INSTA (Jonas) *gmd= gratulerer med dagen = happy birthday in this case. The phrase is
used on a lot of occasions, including 17 Mai (Constitution Day). Literally means
“Congratulations on the day.”
Sunday, October 30, 2016 (Magnus’s Birthday)
59- CLIP - “Samme tid et helt annet sted” / “Same time in a completely different place” - 9:32am
60- TEXT (Even) - 5:32pm
61- TEXT (Even) - 9:21pm
Monday, October 31, 2016
62- CLIP - “Familieselskap” / “Family meeting” - 11:52am
63- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 9:35pm
Tuesday, November 1, 2016
64- TEXT (Even) - 8:19pm
Wednesday, November 2, 2016
65- CLIP - “Pause” - 10:34am
66- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 6:45pm
67- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 9:28pm
Thursday, November 3, 2016
68- INSTA (Isak) - 2:50pm
69- CLIP - “Pride” - 5:15pm
Friday, November 4, 2016
70- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 5:15pm
71- CLIP - “Bros” - 9:32pm
Saturday, November 5, 2016
*- CLIP - “14.11.16” - 3:00am *Clip announcing midseason hiatus.
Episode 3x06 - “Escobar season”
Monday, November 14, 2016
72- CLIP - “Returned” - 9:58am
73- CHAT (Eskild) - 7:15pm
Tuesday, November 15, 2016
74- CLIP - “Ingen lever lykkelig alle sine dager” / “No one lives happily ever after” - 2:03am
75- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 4:32pm
Wednesday, November 16, 2016
76- CLIP - “Kan du varme et til meg også?” / “Can you warm one up for me as well?” - 10:05am
Thursday, November 17, 2016
77- CLIP - “Kvart et menneske er en øy” / “Every human is an island” - 2:08pm
78- CHAT (Jonas) - 8:09pm
Friday, November 18, 2016
79- TEXT (Isak’s Mom) - 1:53am
80- CLIP - “Vært litt spess i det siste” / “I’ve been a little weird lately” - 1:59pm
Episode 3x07 - “Er du homo?” / “Are you gay?”
Saturday, November 19, 2016
81- TEXT (Even) - 3:31pm
Sunday, November 20, 2016
82- CLIP - “Guru” - 4:34pm
Monday, November 21, 2016
83- CHAT (Eskild) - 5:01pm
Tuesday, November 22, 2016
84- CLIP - “Frekt spørsmål” / “Naughty questions” - 1:25pm
85- CHAT (Jonas) - 7:13pm
Wednesday, November 23, 2016
86- CLIP - “Homofob” / “Homophobe” - 11:49am
87- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 9:14pm
88- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 10:35pm
Thursday, November 24, 2016
89- CLIP - “Tegningen” / “The drawing” - 8:19am
90- CHAT (Eskild) - 8:26pm
Friday, November 25, 2016
- INSTA (Magnus) *“4 sweet boys seeking party. Call.”
91- CLIP - “Slutt å meld meg” / “Stop texting me” - 6:26pm
Episode 3x08 - “Mannen i mitt liv” / “The man of my life/dreams”
Saturday, November 26, 2016
92- CHAT (Eskild) - 12:39am
93- CLIP - “Tenke det du føler” / “Think about what you feel” - 11:11am
Sunday, November 27, 2016
94- INSTA (Isak) - 9:15pm
Monday, November 28, 2016
- INSTA (Jonas) *“Monday”
95- TEXT (Even) - 2:33pm
96- TEXT (Isak’s Dad) - 7:15pm
Tuesday, November 29, 2016
97- CLIP - “Religion” - 12:55pm
Wednesday, November 30, 2016
98- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 4:02pm
99- TEXT (Even) - 6:43pm
Thursday, December 1, 2016
100- CLIP - “Dette er Even” / “This is Even” - 2:50pm
101- TEXT (Even) - 5:49pm
102- TEXT (Even) - 7:22[m
Friday, December 2, 2016
103- TEXT (Even) - 1:07am
104- TEXT (Even) - 3:07pm
105- CLIP - “15:15-01:01” - 8:30pm
Episode 3x09 - “Det går over” / “It will pass”
Saturday, December 3, 2016
106- CHAT (Eskild) - 1:18am
107- CLIP - “Life is good” - 10:38pm
Sunday, December 4, 2016
108- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 5:44pm
Monday, December 5, 2016
109- CHAT (Sana) - 8:39am
Tuesday, December 6, 2016
110- CLIP - “Klikka” / “Snapped” - 11:46pm
Wednesday, December 7, 2016
111- CHAT (Magnus) - 3:52pm
112- CLIP - “Sees fredag” / “See you Friday” - 5:01pm
113- CHAT (Magnus) - 5:42pm
114- TEXT (Even) - 7:25pm
Thursday, December 8, 2016
115- CHAT (Vilde) - 10:25pm
Friday, December 9, 2016
116- CHAT (Jonas) - 1:01am
117- CHAT (Vilde) - 7:59am
118- TEXT (Isak’s Mom) - 6:48pm
119- CLIP - “O Helga Natt” / “O Holy Night” - 8:24pm
Episode 3x10 - “Minutt for minutt” / “Minute by minute”
Saturday, December 10, 2016
120- CLIP - “Minutt for minutt” / “Minute by minute” - 8:10am
121- CHAT (Eskild) - 10:58am
Sunday, December 11, 2016
122- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 8:59pm
Monday, December 12, 2016
123- CLIP - “Drittsekken” / “The asshole”* - 10:39am *drittsekk literally means “shit sack”
124- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 8:39pm
- INSTA (Jonas) *“The Christmas Suit”
Tuesday, December 13, 2016
125- INSTA (Isak) - 10:52am
126- CHAT (Noora) - 2:57pm
127- GROUP CHAT (Kollektivet) - 6:21pm
Wednesday, December 14, 2016
128- CLIP - “Passe på meg” / “Watch over me” - 4:01pm
129- CHAT (Vilde) - 7:34pm
Thursday, December 15, 2016
130- CLIP - “Porten til paradis” / “Gates to paradise” - 1:55pm
Friday, December 16, 2016
131- INSTA (Isak) - 12:48pm
132- GROUP CHAT (Boy Squad) - 2:42pm
133- TEXT (Sonja) - 6:22pm
134- CLIP - “Nå” / “Now” - 7:19pm
SEASON 4: SANA
Episode 4x01 (x) - “Du hater å henge med oss” / “You hate hanging out with us”
Monday, April 10, 2017
1- CLIP - “Er jeg sen?” / “Am I late?” - 1:28pm
- INSTA (Jonas) - 2:53pm
2- INSTA (Sana) - 5:48pm
3- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 8:45pm
Tuesday, April 11, 2017
- INSTA (Eva) - 12:35am
- INSTA (Isak) - 10:39am
4- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 12:15am
- INSTA (Chris B) - 8:35pm
5- CLIP - “Slave” - 5:50pm
- YOUTUBE - “Hei Briskeby” - 9:00pm
6- TEXT (Elias) - 9:24pm
Wednesday, April 12, 2017
- INSTA (Noora) - 8:16am
7- CLIP - “So hot” - 2:06pm
8- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 5:41pm
- INSTA (Vilde) - 10:07pm
Thursday, April 13, 2017
- YOUTUBE - “REACTION VIDEO - Police Fails” - 12:00pm
9- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 12:32pm
10- GROUP CHAT (Eva, Vilde, Chris B) - 4:53pm
Friday, April 14, 2017
11- TEXT (Elias) - 3:00pm
12- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 4:35pm
- INSTA (Vilde) - 4:51pm
- INSTA (Magnus) - 4:56pm
13- INSTA (Sana) - 6:17pm
14- CLIP - “Fy faen” / “Holy fuck” - 8:17pm
- INSTA (Chris B) - 9:01pm
Episode 4x02 (x) - “Jeg er gutt, jeg får ikke hat” / “I’m a boy, I don’t get hate”
Saturday, April 15, 2017
15- CLIP - “Feel it coming” - 1:24pm
Sunday, April 16, 2017
- INSTA (Noora) - 2:11pm
Monday, April 17, 2017
16- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 10:12am
17- CHAT (Isak) - 5:05pm
Tuesday, April 18, 2017
18- CLIP - “The secret” - 1:55pm
19- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 6:20pm
20- INSTA (Sana) - 8:52pm
Wednesday, April 19, 2017
21- CLIP - “Yousef” - 12:06pm
22- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 8:29pm
Thursday, April 20, 2017
23- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 8:49pm
Friday, April 21, 2017
24- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 2:00pm
25- CLIP - “Norsk party jenter” / “Norwegian party girls” - 3:32pm
Episode 4x03 (x) - “Hva mener du om drikking?” / “What is your opinion on drinking?”
Saturday, April 22, 2017
26- CLIP - “Inshallah”* - 11:31am *”If God is willing” in arabic
- INSTA (Noora) - 12:04pm
27- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 2:39pm
Sunday, April 23, 2017
28- CHAT (Isak) - 1:55pm
Monday, April 24, 2017
- INSTA (Isak) - 7:02pm
- INSTA (Chris B) - 9:18pm
29- CLIP - “Gratulerer med bussen” / “Congratulations on the bus” - 12:11pm
30- CHAT (Yousef) - 4:12
Tuesday, April 25, 2017
- INSTA (Elias) - 1:54pm (only pic on account)
31- CLIP - “Slik lykkes du” / “This is how you succeed” - 7:05pm
32- CHAT (Yousef) - 7:32pm
33- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 10:05pm
Wednesday, April 26, 2017
34- CLIP - “Snakket ikke om han” / “Didn’t talk about him” - 11:21am
Thursday, April 27, 2017
- YOUTUBE - “Mikael Gets a Job” - 12:00pm
35- CHAT (Sara) - 6:00pm
36- EMAILS (Sana, Sara, Vilde) - 4:28pm
Friday, April 28, 2017
37- CHAT (Yousef) - 1:41pm
38- CLIP - “Jeg dømmer ingen” / “I judge no one” - 7:42pm
Episode 4x04 (x) - “Allah hadde digget deg” / “Allah would’ve loved you”
Saturday, April 29, 2017
39- CHAT (Noora) - 4:35pm
40- INSTA (Sana) - 9:05pm
Sunday, April 30, 2017
41- CLIP - “Kjærlighetssorg” / “Heartbreak” - 11:45am
Monday, May 1, 2017
42- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 9:49pm
Tuesday, May 2, 2017
43- CHAT (Yousef) - 9:10am
44- CLIP - “Fjern som venn” / “Remove friend” - 5:13pm
Wednesday, May 3, 2017
- INSTA (Sara) 11:00am
45- CLIP - “Ikke døm meg” / “Don’t judge me” - 1:37pm
Thursday, May 4, 2017
46- CHAT (Noora) - 8:26pm
47- INSTA (Sana) - 9:18pm
Friday, May 5, 2017
48- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 2:23pm
- INSTA STORY (Chris B) - 7:00pm
49- CLIP - “Det beste fra Islam” / “The best of Islam” - 8:05pm
Episode 4x05 (x)- “Hvis du er trist jeg er trist” / “If you’re sad, I am sad”
Saturday, May 6, 2017
- INSTA (Eva) - 9:40am
50- CLIP - “Ikke gjort noe galt” / “Didn’t do anything wrong” - 9:58am
51- CHAT (Noora) - 11:39am
Sunday, May 7, 2017
52- INSTA (Sana) - 6:15pm
Monday, May 8, 2017
- INSTA (Eva) - 9:27am
53- CLIP - “No hard feelings” - 1:23pm
54- CHAT (Eva) - 6:49pm
55- CHAT (Chris B) - 8:02pm
Tuesday, May 9, 2017
56- CLIP - “Dårlig følelse” / “Bad feeling” - 10:01am
57- CHAT (Noora) - 9:45pm
Wednesday, May 10, 2017
- YOUTUBE - “Translating Fairytales Challenge” - 8:20pm
Thursday, May 11, 2017
58- CLIP - “Humble” - 3:43pm
Friday, May 12, 2017
59- TEXT (Elias) - 1:38pm
60- CLIP - “Imagine all the people living life in peace” - 8:39pm
*- CLIP - “22.05.17” (v2) - 11:15pm *Clip announcing mid-season hiatus and return date.
Sunday, May 21, 2017
- INSTA (Isak) - 9:30pm
Episode 4x06 (x) - “Har du en dårlig dag?” / “Are you having a bad day?”
Monday, May 22, 2017
61- CLIP - “Ikke snakk til meg” / “Don’t talk to me” - 8:12am
Tuesday, May 23, 2017
- INSTA (Jonas) - 5:00pm
62- INSTA (Sana) - 2:51pm
63- CLIP - “Gutta boys” / “Boys boys” - 5:36pm
- YOUTUBE - “17th of May Special” - 9:30pm
Wednesday, May 24, 2017
64- CLIP - “Fake fake fake” - 11:59am
65- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 4:45pm
Thursday, May 25, 2017
- INSTA (Isak) - 2:40pm
66- TEXT (Elias) - 2:12pm
67- CLIP - “The one and only” - 7:21pm
Friday, May 26, 2017 - FIRST DAY OF RAMADAN 2017
- INSTA (Vilde) - 10:54am
68- CHAT (Isak) - 1:35pm
69- CLIP - “Let’s go bitches” - 3:54pm
Episode 4x07 (x) - “Vi må stå sammen” / “We must stand together”
Saturday, May 27, 2017
70- CLIP - “Spiller alene” / “Playing alone” - 3:09pm
Sunday, May 28, 2017
71- CLIP - “Ramadan” - 5:29pm
Tuesday, May 30, 2017
- INSTA (saranors2 account) - 1:30am
72- CLIP - “Saranors2” - 2:15pm
73- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 8:36pm
Wednesday, May 31, 2017
74- CLIP - “Noen angriper oss” / “Someone is attacking us” - 10:49am
75- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 4:57pm
- INSTA (Noora) - 8:55pm
Thursday, June 1, 2017
- INSTA (Vilde) - 5:42pm *“hate doesn’t solve anything”
76- CLIP - “Gruppen for oss som har blitt utsatt for nettmobbing” / “Group for those who have been exposed to cyberbullying” - 3:45pm
77- TEXT (Jamilla) - 10:11pm
Friday, June 2, 2017 (Eva’s Birthday)
78- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 12:05am
- INSTA (ellevillevillde2 account) - 1:00am
79 - CLIP - “Fakker over vennene sine” / “Fucking over their friends” - 3:34pm
- INSTA (ellevillevillde2 account pt. 2) -
80- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 11:15pm
Episode 4x08 (x) - “De største loserne på skolen” / “The biggest losers in school”
Saturday, June 3 , 2017
81- CLIP - “Savner dere” / “I miss you (guys)” - 11:22am
82- CHAT (Isak) - 7:34pm
83- TEXT (Elias) - 8:04pm
84- CHAT (Isak) - 8:31pm
- YOUTUBE - “Humming Challenge” - 8:45pm
85- CHAT (Magnus) - 9:36pm
Sunday, June 4 , 2017
86- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 4:59pm
Monday, June 5 , 2017
87- CLIP - “Unnskyld” / “Sorry” - 10:15am
88- CLIP - “Utvist” / “Expelled” - 7:54pm
Tuesday, June 6 , 2017
89- FACEBOOK (Sana to Flawless 99 group) - 2:28pm
90- CLIP - “Det var meg, ikke Isak” / “It was me, not Isak” - 4:10pm
Wednesday, June 7 , 2017
91- CHAT (Isak) - 2:22pm
92 - CLIP - “Håper du har plass” / “Hope you have room” - 3:59pm
93- INSTA (Sana) - 8:27pm
Thursday, June 8, 2017
- INSTA (Isak) - 5:04pm
94- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 9:25pm
Friday, June 9, 2017
95- CLIP - “Ønske deg av hjertet alle gode ting” / “Wishing all good things to your heart” - 7:18pm
- INSTA (Isak) *“My best friends #evamohnhasabirthday/#evamohn’sbirthday”
- INSTA (Isak) *“Who shall I hook up with”
- INSTA (Isak) *“Do not tell Isak that I have his phone.”
- INSTA (Chris B) *“Wish her a happy birthday/it’s her birthday”
- INSTA STORY (Eva) - posted later that evening
Episode 4x09 (x) - “Livet smiler” / “Life is smiling”
Saturday, June 10, 2017
96- CLIP - “Guru advising” - 11:02pm
Sunday, June 11, 2017
97- CLIP - “Din tur” / “Your turn” - 3:46pm
Monday, June 12, 2017
98- CHAT - 3:37pm
Tuesday, June 13, 2017
99- CLIP - “Snakke om alt” / “Talk about everything” - 10:13am
100- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 9:51pm
101- INSTA (Sana) - 11:34pm
Wednesday, June 14, 2017
102- CLIP - “Sterk i din tro” / “Strong in your faith/belief” - 3:00pm
Thursday, June 15, 2017
102- CHAT (Eskild) - 5:29pm
103- GROUP CHAT (Girl Squad) - 10:11pm
Friday, June 16, 2017
104- CLIP - “Maghrib”* - 8:15pm *definition
Episode 4x10 (x) - “Takk for alt” / “Thank you for everything”
Saturday, June 17, 2017
105- CHAT (Yousef) - 1:02am
106- CLIP - “Vilde” - 5:24pm
107- CHAT (Vilde & Sana) - 7:37pm
- YOUTUBE - “Spinners, Ramadan, and...” -
108- CHAT (Vilde & Magnus) - 11:06pm
Sunday, June 18, 2017
109- CLIP - “Penetrator Chris” - 10:11am
110- CHAT (P Chris & Eva) - 11:04pm
Monday, June 19, 2017
111- CHAT (Jonas & Eva) - 8:01am
112- CLIP - “Jonas” - 12:19pm
113- INSTA (Jonas) - 1:56pm
114- CHAT (Jonas & Emma) - 4:30pm
115- CHAT (Jonas & P Chris) - 6:02pm
Tuesday, June 20, 2017
116- INSTA (Chris B) - 9:27am
117- CLIP - “Chris” - 10:57am + closeup translation of her text from Vilde
118- CHAT (Chris B & Vilde) - 2:19pm
119- CHAT (Chris B & Eva) - 10:04pm
Wednesday, June 21, 2017 (Isak’s Birthday)
120- TEXT (Even & Isak) - 12:12pm
121- CLIP - “Even” - 1:13pm
- YOUTUBE - “Nipple Twist” - 7:00pm
122- TEXT (Even & Mikael) - 7:30pm
123- TEXT (Even & Isak) - 9:33pm + YOUTUBE - Even’s Birthday Video for Isak
Thursday, June 22, 2017
124- TEXT (William & Noora Amalie) - 12:59pm
125- CLIP - “William” - 2:07pm
126- TEXT - (William & His Dad) - 5:40pm
127- CHAT (William & Penetrator Chris) - 8:31pm
128- INSTA (William) - 11:58pm
Friday, June 23, 2017
129- CHAT (Eskild & Elias) - 6:16pm
130- GROUP CHAT (Linn, Eskild, & Noora) - 6:43pm
131- CLIP - “Eskild & Linn” - 7:31pm
Saturday, June 24, 2017 - LAST DAY OF RAMADAN 2017 (Eid ul-Fitr)
- INSTA (Chris B) *Something like “It’s good to be Eva”
- INSTA (Jonas) *Common Norwegian word for “buddy/pal”
- INSTA (Jonas) *“Buddies part 2”
- INSTA (Isak) *“calm/chill throwback”
- INSTA (Eva) *“Looking forward to tonight”
- INSTA STORY (Isak) - 8pm
- INSTA STORY (Isak) - 8pm
- INSTA (Sana) *“Looking forward to breaking the fast with you”
132- CLIP - “Kjære Sana” / “Dear Sana” - 10:46pm
FINALE EXPLANATION: If you’re wondering why the image quality changed during Jonas’s speech at the end, that was a deliberate choice on the creators’ part. They filmed the footage playing on a screen to show that the perspective has shifted yet again and you (the viewer) are the main character now, watching the show. The story is now from your POV, so take what you’ve learned from the show and go out into the world. The comments you see are from real people who left them on the SKAM website and their various social media platforms.
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BLOOPERS: Season 1 Season 2 Season 3 Season 4
SOURCES: I owe a lot to the people of the internet so I want to try and link them all here.
skam1texts skam2texts skamp3translated Henrik stormboxx skamenglish skam-season4 Skamily21 skaminenglish
CHARACTER SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS:
Girl Squad:
Boy Squad:
Jonas Isak Magnus Mahdi (privated) Even
Balloon Squad:
Elias Hei Briskeby Yousef (99% sure this is legit; saved then never used)
Others:
William (I’M SO SAD IT GOT TAKEN DOWN) P Chris Ingrid Sara Kosegruppa Riot Club Penetrators (no posts, I’m pretty sure the username is just saved now since they switched it over to Riot Club) Eskild Nissenhook (is this a real account from Hartvig Nissen that Julie just used? I didn’t watch the early seasons live though, so I have no idea)
RANDOM TECH SUPPORT:
When a google drive isn’t working ← I don’t link to any drives at the moment but if you use one here’s a fix
SKAM CAST - INTERVIEWS, ETC.
Girl Squad at Gullruten (2016) *the reason people laughed about the “Drama not documentary” comment is because the Skam didn’t do any press for a long time (to protect the underage actors and to make the show seem like real life). But because of this, a lot of people came to believe that it was a reality show and would stop the actors as if they were the characters and not separate people. This was the actresses’ first ever live-TV appearance.
the boy squad from SKAM on Gullruten [eng subs]
SKAMs Iman «Sana» Meskini gets interviewed about her new military life | Skavlan
SKAM - Everything is love | Håkon Moslet | TEDxArendal
Little Finnish girl interviews Josefine
Josefine & Tarjei First(?) Interviews part 1 part 2
SKAM Case Julie Andem / Mari Magnus - ENGLISH - Mediamorfosis 2017
Final Cast Party June 23, 2017
«SKAM» Boys and seeing yourself without a shirt on TV - a bit awkward (Eng Sub)
Skam actors on Nordiske Seriedager (eng sub)
Analysis of William as a character
SKAM: Behind The Scenes (Videos) (2 videos are actually character instagrams but whatever:)
Interview at Ett Bord w/ Henrik Holm
Interview w/ Josefine, Ina, Iman, and Carl from when they went to Paris
Prince William & Kate visit Hartvig Nissen and meet SKAM cast February 2, 2018 ← Bad link, I’ll try to find a more comprehensive link later. (I watched the NRK livestream at like 2am so idk if a good vid is out yet)
